1 00:01:36,346 --> 00:01:38,599 Won't you come home, Bill Bailey? 2 00:01:38,724 --> 00:01:40,976 Won't you come home? 3 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:45,814 She moans the whole daylong 4 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:50,319 I'll do da cooking, darlin', I'll pay da rent 5 00:01:50,444 --> 00:01:54,823 I knows I've done you wrong 6 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:59,494 'Member that rainy eve that I drove you out 7 00:01:59,620 --> 00:02:04,082 With nothing but a fine-tooth comb? 8 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:06,460 I knows I is to blame 9 00:02:06,585 --> 00:02:09,504 Ah! On that set, I congranulate myself. 10 00:02:09,630 --> 00:02:11,006 Biff, what is it, the score? 11 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,383 I don't know. Haven't you been keeping track? 12 00:02:13,508 --> 00:02:15,510 Since when do I supposed to know how to count? 13 00:02:15,636 --> 00:02:16,928 You can count in Greek, can't you? 14 00:02:17,054 --> 00:02:18,221 But this no Greek game. 15 00:02:18,347 --> 00:02:20,682 Well, are we playing for money? Sure. 16 00:02:20,807 --> 00:02:23,018 In that case, I'm way ahead. 17 00:02:23,143 --> 00:02:25,771 I think tomorrow morning I start to go to night school. 18 00:02:25,896 --> 00:02:29,775 Meet me in St. Louis, Louis 19 00:02:29,900 --> 00:02:33,278 Meet me at the fair 20 00:02:33,403 --> 00:02:37,199 Don't tell me the lights are shining 21 00:02:37,324 --> 00:02:40,243 Any place but there 22 00:02:40,369 --> 00:02:44,039 We will dance the hoochie-coochie 23 00:02:44,164 --> 00:02:47,876 I will be your tootsie-wootsie 24 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:50,712 What is she singing about? Women are always singing! 25 00:02:50,837 --> 00:02:53,131 Why not? I like a good bass. 26 00:02:53,256 --> 00:02:55,592 In my opinion, no woman can sing. 27 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,052 It is my opinion Madame Melba 28 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,595 is greatest singeress in the world. 29 00:02:58,720 --> 00:02:59,971 Well, then she must sing bass. 30 00:03:00,097 --> 00:03:03,392 I don't like women who sing. That's the way I'm constituted. 31 00:03:03,934 --> 00:03:06,103 Biff? Biff. 32 00:03:06,728 --> 00:03:08,438 Biff, you still playing that silly game? 33 00:03:08,563 --> 00:03:09,439 I'm almost ready. 34 00:03:09,564 --> 00:03:12,234 Oh, don't break a bustle. I'll be in in a minute. 35 00:03:12,359 --> 00:03:14,653 Your hands aren't washed yet, and the afternoon's almost over. 36 00:03:14,778 --> 00:03:16,655 Well, all we're gonna do is take a walk. 37 00:03:16,780 --> 00:03:18,407 I don't have to take a bath for that, do I? 38 00:03:18,532 --> 00:03:20,409 Biff Grimes, you're worse than a child. 39 00:03:20,534 --> 00:03:22,077 Aw. 40 00:03:22,202 --> 00:03:24,705 Sundays are a pain in the back teeth to me. 41 00:03:24,830 --> 00:03:26,331 Nothing to do but take walks. 42 00:03:26,456 --> 00:03:28,250 It's better than working, don't it? 43 00:03:28,375 --> 00:03:30,836 Oh, working, working. 44 00:03:30,961 --> 00:03:33,630 Uh I'm tired of playing. 45 00:03:38,510 --> 00:03:40,262 Hey, what's the idea? 46 00:03:40,387 --> 00:03:42,347 Oh, sorry. Don't know my own strength. 47 00:03:42,472 --> 00:03:43,849 You might have hit someone! 48 00:03:43,974 --> 00:03:45,892 Well, what do you want me to do, try again? 49 00:03:46,017 --> 00:03:47,978 Well, you might be a little more civil. 50 00:03:48,103 --> 00:03:50,522 Oh, tell it to Sweeney. 51 00:03:50,647 --> 00:03:52,899 Why, I have a good mind to come over there and 52 00:03:53,024 --> 00:03:55,193 Aha! 53 00:03:55,318 --> 00:03:57,195 A college man! 54 00:03:57,696 --> 00:03:59,156 Now I'm scared. 55 00:03:59,281 --> 00:04:00,824 Please, Harold. 56 00:04:00,949 --> 00:04:02,993 Brawling may be all right for a Harvard man, but 57 00:04:03,118 --> 00:04:06,204 I'd like to give him a taste of the good old flying wedge! 58 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,296 Phew! Boy, you sure got some sweet temperature today. 59 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,132 That's nothing. This is my Sunday mood. 60 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:19,509 You should see me the rest of the week. 61 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:24,723 Nick, I think I'll have to give up this place. 62 00:04:24,848 --> 00:04:27,559 I've been here eight months. 63 00:04:27,684 --> 00:04:29,394 Eight months, and I've had two patients. 64 00:04:29,519 --> 00:04:31,188 And I'm still trying to collect from one of them. 65 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,107 Well, always from the start in the beginning. 66 00:04:35,484 --> 00:04:36,902 Hey, Nick. 67 00:04:37,027 --> 00:04:40,697 Uh, do you suppose they know I'm a jailbird? 68 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:42,365 Nah. How they know that? 69 00:04:42,491 --> 00:04:44,618 Well, they found out in the other two neighborhoods. 70 00:04:44,743 --> 00:04:46,119 Well then, how do you account for the 71 00:04:46,244 --> 00:04:49,372 Maybe you just move in a neighborhood with good teeth. 72 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:51,458 That's very discouraging. 73 00:04:51,583 --> 00:04:53,335 Very discouraging. 74 00:04:54,336 --> 00:04:56,671 Well, may as well get that walk over with. 75 00:05:12,896 --> 00:05:15,106 Keep right on playing that tune. 76 00:05:20,237 --> 00:05:21,696 You want some more birch beer? 77 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,157 No. Never mind. 78 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,328 Hey, what's the name of that thing they're playing? 79 00:05:28,453 --> 00:05:29,830 You know better than I do 80 00:05:29,955 --> 00:05:31,790 what's the name of that thing they're playing. 81 00:05:31,915 --> 00:05:35,043 Yeah. And the Band Played On. 82 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,550 Mm. That's all I remember. 83 00:05:41,675 --> 00:05:43,677 You know, that song must be eight or ten years old. 84 00:05:43,802 --> 00:05:44,678 Sure. 85 00:05:44,803 --> 00:05:46,888 Biff, remember Schultz's three-piece band 86 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:48,723 down in the old neighborhood park? 87 00:05:48,849 --> 00:05:50,267 Bands Plays On, Bands Plays On. 88 00:05:50,392 --> 00:05:53,186 That's all they ever do. That's all they ever knew. 89 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,605 You ever go down the old neighborhood anymore, Nick? 90 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,357 Nah. It's too much of a trip. 91 00:05:57,482 --> 00:05:58,942 Casey would waltz 92 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,735 With a strawberry blonde 93 00:06:00,861 --> 00:06:04,781 Und the band played on 94 00:06:04,906 --> 00:06:07,659 Boy, how those foreigners murders the English language. 95 00:06:07,784 --> 00:06:08,910 Mm. 96 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,247 Well, we'll never have those good times again, Nick. 97 00:06:12,372 --> 00:06:15,250 A little two-by-four park and all those girls. 98 00:06:16,126 --> 00:06:18,461 Ah. She was a beautiful girl. 99 00:06:18,587 --> 00:06:19,462 Who? 100 00:06:19,588 --> 00:06:21,172 Virginia. 101 00:06:21,298 --> 00:06:23,967 Now, what made you bring up Virginia? 102 00:06:24,092 --> 00:06:26,261 You were stuck on her, ain't you? 103 00:06:26,386 --> 00:06:29,055 Me? No. 104 00:06:29,556 --> 00:06:30,974 Oh, I was. 105 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,727 Oh, I liked her in a nice way. 106 00:06:33,852 --> 00:06:37,480 Yeah, I liked her, too. But I forget which way. 107 00:06:38,106 --> 00:06:39,941 And to think of all the wonderful boys 108 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,526 in the neighborhood, including me, 109 00:06:41,651 --> 00:06:44,279 and Hugo Barnstead has to get Virginia. 110 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,033 Why did you have to bring up Hugo? 111 00:06:48,158 --> 00:06:51,077 How can you bring up Virginia without bringing up Hugo? 112 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:53,079 If ever I get my hands on that slimy 113 00:06:53,204 --> 00:06:55,749 That's right, Biff. You knock him down. I kick him. 114 00:06:55,874 --> 00:06:57,876 I mean it, Nick. 115 00:06:58,001 --> 00:07:00,837 After all, the best thing is to forget. 116 00:07:00,962 --> 00:07:02,255 Let bygones be bygones. 117 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,258 Not me. I take nothing from nobody. 118 00:07:05,383 --> 00:07:07,886 That's the kind of a hairpin I am. 119 00:07:08,386 --> 00:07:09,262 Doggone it. 120 00:07:09,387 --> 00:07:11,181 I was just beginning to forget the whole thing 121 00:07:11,306 --> 00:07:12,891 when that tinhorn band had to start up 122 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:14,309 and you had to open your trap. 123 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:16,519 All right, Biff. It's closed. 124 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:19,606 How long are they gonna keep on playing that piece? 125 00:07:19,731 --> 00:07:20,607 Hey! 126 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:22,359 Hey, you! Shut up! 127 00:07:22,484 --> 00:07:24,653 I beg your pardon. Were you addressing me? 128 00:07:24,778 --> 00:07:27,822 I was talking to the band. Any objections? 129 00:07:27,948 --> 00:07:29,658 I don't like the tune they're playing. 130 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:31,284 Oh, you don't? Well, we do. 131 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:33,119 In fact, we asked them to play it again. 132 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:34,871 And I'm going to ask them to change it. 133 00:07:34,996 --> 00:07:36,039 Well, it's still a free country. 134 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,499 I guess they can play what they like. 135 00:07:37,624 --> 00:07:38,875 Is it free enough for a dentist 136 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:40,543 to punch a college man in the nose? 137 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:42,337 Certainly, and since you're a dentist, 138 00:07:42,462 --> 00:07:44,464 maybe you won't mind losing a couple of front teeth. 139 00:07:44,589 --> 00:07:45,882 Why, you 140 00:07:50,220 --> 00:07:52,347 Let go of me! 141 00:07:52,931 --> 00:07:54,349 Easy, boy. There's six of them. 142 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,434 That makes it even. 143 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:58,228 Biff! What? 144 00:07:58,353 --> 00:07:59,771 Biff, what are you doing? 145 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:01,106 Discussing music! 146 00:08:01,231 --> 00:08:02,816 Biff, you come right in here this instant. 147 00:08:02,941 --> 00:08:04,109 You're wanted on the telephone. 148 00:08:04,234 --> 00:08:06,027 Get the number and tell them I'll call them back. 149 00:08:06,152 --> 00:08:08,154 Biff! Oh, all right. 150 00:08:08,279 --> 00:08:10,699 Don't you move! I'll be right back! 151 00:08:10,824 --> 00:08:12,951 Don't worry. We'll be here. 152 00:08:13,076 --> 00:08:15,078 Biff, fighting on Sunday. 153 00:08:16,705 --> 00:08:17,622 Oh, goodness. 154 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,874 I don't know what this neighborhood's coming to. 155 00:08:20,000 --> 00:08:22,168 I want to apologize for my husband. 156 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:23,294 Apologize? 157 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:26,256 After I knock him cold, then apologize. 158 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:31,553 Tessie, you leave Butch alone. 159 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,596 Now, leave him alone. 160 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,018 Oh, you answer it, Nick. It can't be important. 161 00:08:38,143 --> 00:08:39,894 Hurry up, Biff, and call me when you're ready. 162 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:41,938 All right. Hello? 163 00:08:42,063 --> 00:08:44,107 Just a minute, please. 164 00:08:44,232 --> 00:08:45,942 Man says his friend got a toothache. 165 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,861 Tell him to keep it. 166 00:08:47,986 --> 00:08:50,613 The doctor is very busy. 167 00:08:50,739 --> 00:08:52,824 He says it hurts. Wants for you should pull it. 168 00:08:52,949 --> 00:08:55,243 Tell him I don't pull teeth on Sunday unless it's a child. 169 00:08:57,328 --> 00:08:59,414 How old is this toothache? 170 00:09:01,708 --> 00:09:03,585 He says he is the president from the exchange bank. 171 00:09:03,710 --> 00:09:05,003 Wants to speak to you personal. 172 00:09:05,128 --> 00:09:07,547 I don't care who he is. I don't pull teeth on Sunday! 173 00:09:07,672 --> 00:09:10,050 I have no patients, but I have got principles. 174 00:09:10,175 --> 00:09:11,801 Here he is, President. 175 00:09:14,387 --> 00:09:15,680 Hello. 176 00:09:15,805 --> 00:09:16,723 I'm sorry to trouble you, 177 00:09:16,848 --> 00:09:19,142 but this guest of mine is suffering terribly. 178 00:09:19,267 --> 00:09:21,519 I've already called every other dentist in the neighborhood, 179 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:23,646 but they're all out walking with their wives. 180 00:09:23,772 --> 00:09:24,814 Would you please do it? 181 00:09:24,939 --> 00:09:27,067 Called every dentist in the neighborhood first. 182 00:09:27,192 --> 00:09:28,610 I'm sorry. 183 00:09:28,735 --> 00:09:31,196 I've got a wife, and I've also got to go walking with her. 184 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:32,739 Tell your friend to try a hot water bottle. 185 00:09:32,864 --> 00:09:35,408 We've already tried that. 186 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,410 As you can probably hear. 187 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:39,120 Now, look. I know it's Sunday. 188 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:41,206 But, uh, Mr. Barnstead's willing to pay you 189 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,499 double your usual fee. 190 00:09:42,624 --> 00:09:44,626 It isn't a matter of m 191 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:49,464 Wait a minute. What name did you say that was? 192 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:50,590 Barnstead. 193 00:09:52,884 --> 00:09:54,511 Would that be Hugo Barnstead? 194 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:56,638 Yes. Hugo Barnstead, the alderman. 195 00:09:56,763 --> 00:09:59,265 Oh. Well, then send him over. 196 00:09:59,390 --> 00:10:00,475 No, I'll do it. 197 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:03,478 Oh, no. Not at all. No. It's a pleasure. 198 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:07,857 Well can you beat it? 199 00:10:08,525 --> 00:10:11,069 Hugo Barnstead is coming over to have his tooth pulled! 200 00:10:11,194 --> 00:10:12,904 Coincidentally a coincidence. 201 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,447 It's more than a coincidence. 202 00:10:14,572 --> 00:10:15,782 It's poetic justice. 203 00:10:15,907 --> 00:10:18,159 Is it? I take your word for it. 204 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:19,369 But say. 205 00:10:19,494 --> 00:10:21,496 Hugo, don't he know you're the dentist? 206 00:10:21,621 --> 00:10:22,705 I guess not. 207 00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:25,083 I guess he doesn't even know I'm out of jail. 208 00:10:26,334 --> 00:10:28,753 And to think I was considering going after him with a gun. 209 00:10:28,878 --> 00:10:30,296 And here he walks right into my parlor. 210 00:10:30,421 --> 00:10:31,965 Now, Biff 211 00:10:32,090 --> 00:10:32,966 Yeah. 212 00:10:37,679 --> 00:10:41,224 If I know Hugo Barnstead, he's going to want gas. 213 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:47,063 All right. I'll give him gas. 214 00:10:47,188 --> 00:10:49,357 Now, Biff, don't do nothing you're gonna be sorry for. 215 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:50,483 What do you want me to do? 216 00:10:50,608 --> 00:10:52,318 Tear out his teeth with my bare hands? 217 00:10:52,443 --> 00:10:54,154 Of course I'll give him gas. 218 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,698 An accident can happen. Who are we to know? 219 00:10:56,823 --> 00:10:58,074 Biff, you crazy. 220 00:10:58,199 --> 00:10:59,617 Who has a better right than me? 221 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,619 Nobody, but Nobody can blame me, can they? 222 00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:02,829 That don't do nobody no good. 223 00:11:02,954 --> 00:11:04,414 It don't help you. Don't help Amy. 224 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:07,292 Mm. Can you imagine it? 225 00:11:07,417 --> 00:11:09,627 Walking right into my parlor. 226 00:11:12,922 --> 00:11:14,799 Keep on playing that song! 227 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,135 It helps to remind me! 228 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,939 Which reminds me of a time about 10 years ago. 229 00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:34,861 My old man was working for the street-cleaning department. 230 00:11:46,039 --> 00:11:48,416 Well, who is this greets me tired eyes, 231 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,084 if it's tired they are? 232 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,711 If it isn't Mrs. Mulcahey. 233 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:53,171 Ha. 234 00:11:53,296 --> 00:11:55,256 'Tis early for you to be coming home from work, 235 00:11:55,381 --> 00:11:56,466 isn't it, Mr. Grimes? 236 00:11:56,591 --> 00:11:58,426 Even though you are working for the city. 237 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:01,221 Well, I'm hardly a clock watcher, Mrs. Mulcahey. 238 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:02,305 Sure. 239 00:12:02,430 --> 00:12:05,558 It couldn't be, now, I suppose, that the city has fired you? 240 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,727 Well, couldn't we better say that we'd, uh, 241 00:12:07,852 --> 00:12:09,020 we dissolved partnership? 242 00:12:09,145 --> 00:12:10,396 Oh, pshaw. 243 00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,774 What's going to become of you at all, William Grimes? 244 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:15,318 That is a question I'm not even interested in the answer of, 245 00:12:15,443 --> 00:12:17,237 and I'm glad the city did fire me. 246 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:19,656 It gives me more time to be with you, Mrs. Mulcahey. 247 00:12:19,781 --> 00:12:21,032 Tell me. 248 00:12:21,157 --> 00:12:23,493 Is your good husband home? Well, indeed he is not. 249 00:12:23,618 --> 00:12:26,079 My Timothy's a man who can hold on to a job, and he'll be home 250 00:12:26,204 --> 00:12:28,748 when every respectable working man comes home 251 00:12:28,873 --> 00:12:30,458 at 7:30. 252 00:12:30,583 --> 00:12:32,293 Then we must hurry away to the park 253 00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:34,295 And under the spread of the chestnut tree with 254 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:35,713 You're just a faker. 255 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,674 Me, a faker? You'd say that to me? 256 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,593 Well, if there's one thing certain, 257 00:12:40,718 --> 00:12:42,428 your bark is worse than your bite. 258 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,180 And if there's another thing certain, 259 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:47,267 the ladies all prefer me bark to their husband's bite. 260 00:12:47,392 --> 00:12:49,060 You're a braggart, a blowhard, and a liar. 261 00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:51,271 That's what you are. Of a certainty, I'm a liar. 262 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:52,814 Then why do you go around talking love 263 00:12:52,939 --> 00:12:54,357 to every woman in the neighborhood? 264 00:12:54,482 --> 00:12:56,901 Well, what would you have me talk about, the weather? 265 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:59,737 You know, Mrs. Mulcahey, you and I are no longer young. 266 00:12:59,862 --> 00:13:01,531 So we must grasp the grape of happiness. I 267 00:13:01,656 --> 00:13:04,659 Ah. There you go again. You and your blather. 268 00:13:07,245 --> 00:13:09,372 What's the sign they're putting out? 269 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,541 Bock beer. I know the rest of it. 270 00:13:11,666 --> 00:13:13,293 Mrs. Mulcahey, I've suddenly remembered 271 00:13:13,418 --> 00:13:14,794 a luncheon appointment that I'd had. 272 00:13:14,919 --> 00:13:17,505 So we'll take this up where we leave off now in the morning, 273 00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:19,257 after your good husband has gone to work. 274 00:13:19,382 --> 00:13:20,758 A good day to you. Uh-huh. 275 00:13:20,883 --> 00:13:23,219 Oh, glory be. 276 00:13:28,391 --> 00:13:30,601 Top of the day to you, gentlemen. 277 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:40,737 What's the matter? Did you lose your job again? 278 00:13:40,862 --> 00:13:41,654 Quiet. 279 00:13:41,779 --> 00:13:43,281 Can't even hold a political job, can you? 280 00:13:43,406 --> 00:13:44,699 'Twas a mere disagreement. 281 00:13:44,824 --> 00:13:46,075 I expect an apology in the morning, 282 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:48,077 or else it'll mean the end of Tammany. 283 00:13:48,202 --> 00:13:49,746 Ha ha. Oh, no, you don't. 284 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:53,374 There's a scalawag if there ever was one. 285 00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:56,544 Good night, all. 286 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:01,591 Well, Biff. 287 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:03,885 What are you doing here? You're supposed to be working. 288 00:14:04,010 --> 00:14:06,763 Well, you know, a little bite of lunch and a glass of beer. 289 00:14:06,888 --> 00:14:09,766 You were following the parade, and that's a long way from here. 290 00:14:09,891 --> 00:14:11,768 Have you been canned again? 291 00:14:11,893 --> 00:14:13,644 Well, Biff, we may as well face it. 292 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,064 I was never in the world cut out to be a street cleaner, 293 00:14:16,189 --> 00:14:17,815 and there's no use reaching for the stars. 294 00:14:17,940 --> 00:14:19,442 What happened this time? 295 00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:21,778 Oh, Biff, it's me teeth. 296 00:14:21,903 --> 00:14:24,989 And when a man's in misery Why can't you get a new alibi? 297 00:14:25,114 --> 00:14:27,367 What, when I've been using that one for 30 years? 298 00:14:27,492 --> 00:14:29,660 Huh! What are you doing here? 299 00:14:29,786 --> 00:14:31,746 I'm working here. Since when? 300 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:32,914 Since this morning. 301 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:35,249 Oh, no. No, you're not. You're quitting right now. 302 00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,377 I'll have no son of mine being a bartender. 303 00:14:37,502 --> 00:14:39,921 I'm not a bartender. I'm the new bouncer. 304 00:14:40,046 --> 00:14:41,631 The bouncer! 305 00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:44,050 Oh, Biff, you've made me the happiest man in 306 00:14:44,175 --> 00:14:47,345 Oh, cut it out, will you? I'm supposed to be a tough guy. 307 00:14:47,470 --> 00:14:48,805 Oh. Well, tell me, Biff. 308 00:14:48,930 --> 00:14:50,473 Have you thrown anyone out yet? No. 309 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:52,683 Things have been pretty quiet, but it'll pick up. 310 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,519 Oh. 311 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:56,479 Say, this ain't gonna change your idea 312 00:14:56,604 --> 00:14:57,897 about being a dentist, is it? 313 00:14:58,022 --> 00:14:59,190 Oh, of course not. 314 00:14:59,315 --> 00:15:01,025 A lesson came in the mail this morning. 315 00:15:01,150 --> 00:15:02,652 I think I'll do some work on you tonight. 316 00:15:02,777 --> 00:15:03,945 That's the stuff. 317 00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,155 You fix the old man's teeth, and wait and see. 318 00:15:06,280 --> 00:15:07,532 I'll be a different man. 319 00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:09,826 Nothing will be changed but your smile. 320 00:15:09,951 --> 00:15:11,577 Oh, now, Biff, you know that my teeth 321 00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:13,287 have always been the root of all my trouble. 322 00:15:13,413 --> 00:15:16,249 Now, you do a good job on me, I'd be a reformed character, 323 00:15:16,374 --> 00:15:17,959 and I'd become a credit to the community. 324 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,210 Oh, Biff, let me hug you. 325 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:20,670 Quit slobbering over me, will you? 326 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:22,171 Cut it out. Very well. 327 00:15:22,296 --> 00:15:25,049 Tell you what. Everybody step up to the bar! 328 00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,510 I have great cause for celebration! 329 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:28,553 Bring out your best. 330 00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,597 Oh! Hold your horses. 331 00:15:31,722 --> 00:15:33,724 What are you gonna use for money? 332 00:15:35,226 --> 00:15:37,270 Well, uh, I was of the impression 333 00:15:37,395 --> 00:15:39,063 that my credit was good around here. 334 00:15:39,188 --> 00:15:41,858 Do me a favor and tie that bull outside. 335 00:15:43,943 --> 00:15:45,069 Well, in that case, 336 00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,114 everybody have a round of free lunch on me! 337 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,615 Throw this burn out. 338 00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,534 Oh, I can't do that. He's my old man. 339 00:15:51,659 --> 00:15:53,536 He's not mine. Throw him out. 340 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,037 There are a lot of other burns in here. 341 00:15:55,163 --> 00:15:56,205 Let me throw one of them out. 342 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,083 Who's giving orders around here? Throw him out on his ear. 343 00:15:59,208 --> 00:16:00,501 Now, listen, you. 344 00:16:00,626 --> 00:16:03,254 Why, you couldn't throw me out if you wanted to. 345 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,591 I've licked you through all the ages and stages of your life. 346 00:16:06,716 --> 00:16:09,719 I've licked you with a strap. I've licked you with a broom. 347 00:16:09,844 --> 00:16:11,262 I've licked you with me bare fist. 348 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,722 And right here and now, 349 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:15,683 spotting you 32 years, a beer belly, 350 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,477 and the delicate condition of me teeth, 351 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:20,605 with one arm behind me back, one foot in the air, 352 00:16:20,730 --> 00:16:22,148 whistling the tune Annie Laurie, 353 00:16:22,273 --> 00:16:24,025 I can throw you through that plate-glass window 354 00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,027 without even so much as making a crack in the pane! 355 00:16:26,152 --> 00:16:27,320 Oh, now, look here, Pop. 356 00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,113 Oh, that's it, is it? 357 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,323 Sassing your old man, 358 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,618 holding him up to ridicule and shame, huh? 359 00:16:33,743 --> 00:16:36,120 Give me room! Give me room! 360 00:16:36,245 --> 00:16:37,371 Go for it! 361 00:16:40,124 --> 00:16:41,375 Go to it, Biff. Make it look good. 362 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,460 I'll cooperate. 363 00:16:42,585 --> 00:16:46,088 I can't. You're my old man. I brought you up. 364 00:16:46,214 --> 00:16:47,548 Throw me clean out. 365 00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:49,258 Maybe I'll bounce a couple times for you. 366 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:50,801 All righty. 367 00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,428 Oh! 368 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:56,933 Hey. 369 00:16:59,393 --> 00:17:01,354 Are you hurted, Mr. Grimes? 370 00:17:01,479 --> 00:17:03,397 Not even me feelings. 371 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:04,941 And since I'm going your way, 372 00:17:05,066 --> 00:17:07,944 we'll drop to your house and have a spot of tea. 373 00:17:08,069 --> 00:17:10,821 Now, the next time, don't even leave that burn in here. 374 00:17:10,947 --> 00:17:12,490 Who are you calling a bum? 375 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:14,617 Say, watch the way you talk to me. 376 00:17:14,742 --> 00:17:17,245 Oh. Now, you watch this. 377 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:25,795 Wait till the sun shines, Nellie 378 00:17:25,920 --> 00:17:30,049 When the clouds go drifting by 379 00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:35,012 Wait till the sun shines, Nellie 380 00:17:35,137 --> 00:17:44,480 By and by 381 00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:45,898 Wonderful invention, the leech. 382 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:48,609 That's not an invention. That's animal. 383 00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:50,278 Wonderful animal, the leech. 384 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,529 I'm easy to get along with. 385 00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,614 When are you ever gonna win a fight? 386 00:17:53,739 --> 00:17:55,908 Biff doesn't want to spoil his record, do you, Biff? 387 00:17:56,033 --> 00:17:57,493 Aw, he hit me with a spittoon. 388 00:17:57,618 --> 00:17:59,829 Only after he got tired of hitting you with his fists. 389 00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:01,914 Hiya, boys. 390 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:04,250 Say, Hugo, still want to take a bet in the third at Gravesend? 391 00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:06,294 Sure. What horse? Ulysses S. Grant. 392 00:18:06,419 --> 00:18:08,087 Thirty-five cents on the nose. Thirty-five cents? 393 00:18:08,212 --> 00:18:10,089 What is it, a legacy? 394 00:18:10,214 --> 00:18:12,174 What, again? 395 00:18:12,300 --> 00:18:13,884 What a pipperino. 396 00:18:14,010 --> 00:18:15,595 Looks like some of Big Joe's work. 397 00:18:15,720 --> 00:18:16,846 Right. How'd you guess? 398 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,389 His initials are beginning to form. 399 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:19,932 Aw, he hit me with a beer bottle. 400 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,642 What happened to the spittoon? 401 00:18:21,767 --> 00:18:23,769 Don't worry. I'll fix him. 402 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,396 I don't take nothing from nobody. 403 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,273 That's the kind of a hairpin I am. 404 00:18:27,398 --> 00:18:29,567 Any of you fellas want to buy a ticket for the boat ride? 405 00:18:29,692 --> 00:18:31,527 Not me. I'm gonna stow away. 406 00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:33,321 I take one of those stowaways tickets, too. 407 00:18:33,446 --> 00:18:34,697 What's the matter with you boys? 408 00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,574 This is sponsored by the Ladies' Aid Auxiliary 409 00:18:36,699 --> 00:18:38,409 of the Fourth Ward Democratic Club. 410 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:40,786 Don't you want to lend a helping hand to a worthy cause? 411 00:18:40,911 --> 00:18:42,913 Not when the worthy cause is Hugo Barnstead. 412 00:18:43,039 --> 00:18:44,874 Now, believe me, fellas, all I get out of this 413 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,168 is the satisfaction of doing a good deed for charity. 414 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:48,919 Aw, horses' feathers. 415 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:50,046 And a small commission. 416 00:18:50,171 --> 00:18:52,423 That sounds more like the Hugo Barnstead we all know 417 00:18:52,548 --> 00:18:53,716 and hate. 418 00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,052 I suppose that shiner was Big Joe's way of firing you. 419 00:18:56,177 --> 00:18:57,136 Yeah, I guess so. 420 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,971 Anybody hit another guy with a broom handle. 421 00:18:59,096 --> 00:19:00,306 Say, while you're not doing anything, 422 00:19:00,431 --> 00:19:02,099 why don't you help me sell the rest of these tickets? 423 00:19:02,224 --> 00:19:03,768 I'm too busy with my other enterprises. 424 00:19:03,893 --> 00:19:05,311 I'll split the commission with you. 425 00:19:05,436 --> 00:19:07,063 I've heard about the way you split. 426 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,607 You'll make a better salesman than a bouncer. 427 00:19:09,732 --> 00:19:11,567 All right. I'll try some. 428 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,986 I'll try the dentists. We're colleagues. 429 00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:19,450 In the evening, by the moonlight 430 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:26,582 You can hear those darkies singing 431 00:19:26,707 --> 00:19:34,882 In the evening, by the moonlight 432 00:19:35,007 --> 00:19:43,974 You can hear those banjos ringing 433 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:47,687 How the old folks 434 00:19:47,812 --> 00:19:51,941 Would enjoy 435 00:19:52,066 --> 00:19:56,821 It 436 00:19:56,946 --> 00:19:58,572 Finish! 437 00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:02,410 Hey, fellas, here comes the strawberry blonde. 438 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,817 Two, four, six, eight. Who do we appreciate? 439 00:20:34,942 --> 00:20:35,860 Going my way, sister? 440 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:37,862 I love my wife, but, oh, you kid! 441 00:20:37,987 --> 00:20:39,155 Your mother know you're out? 442 00:20:39,280 --> 00:20:41,240 For her, I'd take out citizenship papers. 443 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,241 Watch me get her. 444 00:20:42,366 --> 00:20:44,201 There's nothing like selling a ticket to a charity boat ride 445 00:20:44,326 --> 00:20:45,453 to get acquainted. Let Biff go. 446 00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:46,537 He's your salesman now. 447 00:20:46,662 --> 00:20:49,373 Oh, gosh. I couldn't ask her for money. 448 00:20:58,257 --> 00:21:00,009 Oh, pardon me. 449 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:12,605 Can you beat that? 450 00:21:12,730 --> 00:21:14,857 If you ask me, Miss Brush and Hugo 451 00:21:14,982 --> 00:21:17,735 are gonna become awfully good friends. 452 00:21:17,860 --> 00:21:18,861 See what I mean? 453 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,741 You take that back. 454 00:21:23,866 --> 00:21:26,535 What for? I'm entitled to my opinion. 455 00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,750 Which one of your ears do you want knocked down? 456 00:21:32,875 --> 00:21:36,378 Just you try either one, mister. 457 00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:38,798 Give me room. 458 00:21:52,186 --> 00:21:54,897 Go over to the drugstore and get me another leech, quick. 459 00:22:13,791 --> 00:22:16,168 Oh, Biff, what do they call that stuff again? 460 00:22:16,293 --> 00:22:17,378 Uh, nitrous oxide. 461 00:22:17,503 --> 00:22:19,046 Well, are you sure you know how to use it? 462 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:21,423 I'm reading up on it now. 463 00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,051 Well, Biff, don't you think we ought to wait 464 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:25,344 until you learned it by heart? 465 00:22:25,469 --> 00:22:27,680 If I get stuck, I can always look at the letter. 466 00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:29,014 All right. I'm ready now. 467 00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:31,141 Which tooth hurts? Well, they all hurt. 468 00:22:31,267 --> 00:22:32,893 Well, I can't pull them all. 469 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,979 I won't know how to do that for another 12 lessons at least, 470 00:22:35,104 --> 00:22:36,438 and you know I get only one letter a month. 471 00:22:36,564 --> 00:22:39,024 Well, couldn't we hurry that up with a few special deliveries? 472 00:22:39,149 --> 00:22:40,693 Now, will you stop being a pussy willow? 473 00:22:40,818 --> 00:22:43,195 Which tooth do you want pulled? I don't care. 474 00:22:43,320 --> 00:22:45,155 Take your pick. I'm not playing any favorites. 475 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:47,199 What do you want me to do, play eenie-meeny-miney-moe? 476 00:22:47,324 --> 00:22:48,784 No! Well, lean back. 477 00:22:48,909 --> 00:22:50,870 Wait a minute, Biff. What's the matter now? 478 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:51,871 Just a minute. 479 00:22:51,996 --> 00:22:52,997 Don't you think we ought to have 480 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:54,331 one last little look at the letter? 481 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:55,666 There may be a typographical error. 482 00:22:55,791 --> 00:22:57,751 If there is, we'll find out soon enough. 483 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,337 Now, lean back and inhale into this thing. 484 00:23:07,386 --> 00:23:08,304 What's the matter? 485 00:23:08,429 --> 00:23:10,973 Oh, there's nothing the matter. 486 00:23:11,098 --> 00:23:13,267 What's so funny? Oh, there's nothing so funny! 487 00:23:13,392 --> 00:23:16,020 Well, what are you laughing at? Oh, I don't know! 488 00:23:16,145 --> 00:23:18,063 Unless it's because I'm looking at your face. 489 00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:19,315 You've been looking at it for years. 490 00:23:19,440 --> 00:23:21,817 It was never funny before. That's right! 491 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:25,029 Oh, Biff, there's something wrong. 492 00:23:25,154 --> 00:23:26,697 I'm getting sillier by the minute! 493 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:29,909 Oh, you're all right. 494 00:23:30,034 --> 00:23:31,952 It says here that's the way it acts on a lot of people. 495 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:34,413 In a minute, you'll be unconscious. 496 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,748 Biffy. Hmm? 497 00:23:35,873 --> 00:23:38,334 I don't think I'm unconscious. Says here you're unconscious. 498 00:23:38,459 --> 00:23:40,836 Oh, Biffy, maybe I am, but I doubt it! 499 00:23:40,961 --> 00:23:42,630 Do you want me to make a liar out of the letter? 500 00:23:42,755 --> 00:23:46,258 Now, here. Take another whiff of this, huh? 501 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:49,720 You're a fine one to practice on. 502 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:50,804 Now, here. 503 00:23:50,930 --> 00:23:53,766 I promise you. Won't hurt a bit. 504 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:56,143 Oh! 505 00:23:56,268 --> 00:23:58,729 Why, you clumsy, left-handed son of a street cleaner! 506 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,189 What is it you're trying to do, 507 00:24:00,314 --> 00:24:02,024 kill your old man for the insurance? 508 00:24:02,149 --> 00:24:04,985 You haven't got any insurance! 509 00:24:05,110 --> 00:24:07,279 Oh! That's why you're trying to kill me! 510 00:24:07,404 --> 00:24:09,490 Dentist, is it? You're worse than a plumber. 511 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:11,408 Let me get me hands on you, and I'd tear you 512 00:24:11,533 --> 00:24:13,744 and them letters half in two in the same motion! 513 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:16,121 Calm down, Pop. Now, calm down! 514 00:24:16,246 --> 00:24:17,665 And I suppose when you graduate, 515 00:24:17,790 --> 00:24:20,250 you'll hang out a big sign Painless Dentistry. 516 00:24:20,376 --> 00:24:23,045 Well, it's a lie. Do you hear? It's a lie! 517 00:24:24,588 --> 00:24:26,048 Whoa! Whoa. Whoa. 518 00:24:26,173 --> 00:24:27,675 -Hey, Biff! 519 00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,510 Yeah? What are you doing tonight? 520 00:24:29,635 --> 00:24:30,761 Nothing much. Why? 521 00:24:30,886 --> 00:24:32,763 Want to drive over to the park with me? 522 00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:34,515 There's some girls waiting for us. 523 00:24:38,310 --> 00:24:39,895 How many? Two. 524 00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:41,897 Just two? Yeah. 525 00:24:42,022 --> 00:24:43,107 Well, uh, I'll be right down. 526 00:24:43,232 --> 00:24:44,441 I got to pull my old man's tooth. 527 00:24:44,566 --> 00:24:45,442 All right. 528 00:24:45,567 --> 00:24:47,277 I'm sorry, son, but you'll have to stay home. 529 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:48,988 I'll be right down! 530 00:24:49,113 --> 00:24:50,197 Where's me coat? 531 00:24:50,322 --> 00:24:51,448 What? Where you going? 532 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,741 You stay home, read over your lessons. 533 00:24:52,866 --> 00:24:54,118 I tend to the romantic end of this family. 534 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:55,577 But I thought you wanted your tooth pulled! 535 00:24:55,703 --> 00:24:56,870 I do, but that can wait until morning. 536 00:24:56,996 --> 00:24:58,038 L'amour, son. L'amour! 537 00:24:58,163 --> 00:24:59,415 Just give me one more chance, huh? 538 00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,708 Come on. One more chance. 539 00:25:00,833 --> 00:25:02,418 I'll get it this time. Oh. 540 00:25:02,543 --> 00:25:04,503 Now, take a good, deep inhale of this. 541 00:25:04,628 --> 00:25:05,754 Deeper now. 542 00:25:05,879 --> 00:25:09,008 Deep! Deep! Deep! 543 00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:10,968 Good. 544 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,850 Ow! Ow! Ooh! 545 00:25:17,975 --> 00:25:20,019 Ooh! Aah! Oh! 546 00:25:20,144 --> 00:25:22,104 Oh! 547 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,119 Aah! Oh! Oh! Oh. 548 00:25:37,244 --> 00:25:38,412 Ohh. 549 00:25:43,125 --> 00:25:45,127 Ah! Oh. 550 00:25:49,965 --> 00:25:52,051 Oh. 551 00:25:52,176 --> 00:25:54,720 Oh. He stabbed me! 552 00:25:54,845 --> 00:25:55,846 Hey, come on. Hop up. 553 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,890 Let me drive, huh? Yeah, to the park. 554 00:25:58,015 --> 00:26:00,684 I drive up to the girls. Yeah. Sure. Giddyap! 555 00:26:05,022 --> 00:26:07,066 Oh, would you listen to the old devil? 556 00:26:08,192 --> 00:26:10,277 Well, as I was saying, Mrs. Mulcahey, 557 00:26:10,402 --> 00:26:13,030 he says to me, When your husband goes to work, 558 00:26:13,155 --> 00:26:14,615 Knock on my door. 559 00:26:14,740 --> 00:26:16,033 Oh, he's the fine boyo. 560 00:26:16,158 --> 00:26:17,618 He's the one. 561 00:26:18,660 --> 00:26:19,953 Who are the girls? 562 00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,539 Well, one of them's the strawberry blonde. 563 00:26:22,664 --> 00:26:25,125 Virginia Brush? In the flesh. 564 00:26:25,250 --> 00:26:27,628 Oh. Virginia. Gosh. 565 00:26:27,753 --> 00:26:30,130 You don't mean to say that the very first time she met you, 566 00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:31,924 without an introduction, she made a date with you? 567 00:26:32,049 --> 00:26:34,218 Certainly not. Virginia's a nice girl. 568 00:26:34,343 --> 00:26:36,303 She just let it be known she'd be in the park tonight 569 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:38,263 with a girlfriend. Lots of nice girls do that. 570 00:26:38,388 --> 00:26:40,516 Sure. I suppose I get the girlfriend. 571 00:26:40,641 --> 00:26:41,517 Naturally. 572 00:26:41,642 --> 00:26:43,018 You think I'd wear this suit on a weekday 573 00:26:43,143 --> 00:26:44,228 for anybody but Virginia? 574 00:26:44,353 --> 00:26:45,687 As usual, I get the leavings. 575 00:26:45,813 --> 00:26:47,356 I'll bet she's a crow. 576 00:26:47,481 --> 00:26:49,024 Oh, how do you know? 577 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:51,318 Did you ever see the girlfriend of a pretty girl that wasn't? 578 00:26:51,443 --> 00:26:52,945 Take your time, Speedy. I'm in no hurry. 579 00:26:53,070 --> 00:26:54,238 Oh, now, Biff. 580 00:26:54,363 --> 00:26:56,615 Say, how is it you asked me to go along? 581 00:26:56,740 --> 00:26:58,367 How is it you didn't ask one of the other boys, huh? 582 00:26:58,492 --> 00:26:59,368 How is that? 583 00:26:59,493 --> 00:27:01,495 Well, Biff, number one, you're my business partner. 584 00:27:01,620 --> 00:27:03,789 And number two, with those shiners, 585 00:27:03,914 --> 00:27:05,791 you won't be much competition with Virginia. 586 00:27:05,916 --> 00:27:06,875 And number three 587 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,544 Number two is enough. 588 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:11,630 Oh, I'll bet she's a crow. 589 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:31,150 Hello, Virginia. 590 00:27:31,275 --> 00:27:32,985 The boys will be here any minute. 591 00:27:33,110 --> 00:27:34,903 What kept you? Work late? A little. 592 00:27:35,028 --> 00:27:37,948 Oh, it's too bad you didn't have time to get out of your uniform. 593 00:27:38,073 --> 00:27:39,491 Oh, I had plenty of time. 594 00:27:39,616 --> 00:27:41,618 Then why didn't you? 595 00:27:41,743 --> 00:27:42,995 Why should I? 596 00:27:43,120 --> 00:27:44,997 I'm proud of my uniform. 597 00:27:45,122 --> 00:27:46,748 It's a sign to the men 598 00:27:46,874 --> 00:27:49,293 that women not only have the same right to work as the men, 599 00:27:49,418 --> 00:27:50,711 but that in the eyes of 600 00:27:50,836 --> 00:27:52,129 Oh, hush, Amy. 601 00:27:52,254 --> 00:27:54,381 You're not at a suffragette meeting now. 602 00:27:54,506 --> 00:27:56,550 The tyranny of man over woman. 603 00:27:56,675 --> 00:27:57,885 The stupid convention 604 00:27:58,010 --> 00:28:00,262 that says a woman shall wear such and such. 605 00:28:00,387 --> 00:28:01,763 The outmoded Please, Amy. 606 00:28:01,889 --> 00:28:04,433 Just tonight, try to be a woman, not a pamphlet. 607 00:28:04,558 --> 00:28:07,394 Women throughout the ages have. 608 00:28:08,478 --> 00:28:10,105 Oh. 609 00:28:10,230 --> 00:28:12,733 It's a lovely night. 610 00:28:13,317 --> 00:28:15,110 Who cares if we ever get to vote? 611 00:28:24,286 --> 00:28:25,454 Amy! 612 00:28:27,164 --> 00:28:28,373 Yes, dear? 613 00:28:28,498 --> 00:28:30,250 If there's something in your eye, Amy, 614 00:28:30,375 --> 00:28:31,668 I'll help you get it out. 615 00:28:31,793 --> 00:28:33,462 Oh, bosh. There's nothing in my eye. 616 00:28:33,587 --> 00:28:35,756 I just plain and simple winked at him, that's all. 617 00:28:35,881 --> 00:28:36,840 No, Amy. 618 00:28:36,965 --> 00:28:38,759 Either he's an old friend of the family's 619 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:40,302 or there's something in your eye. 620 00:28:40,427 --> 00:28:41,720 I never saw him before in my life 621 00:28:41,845 --> 00:28:44,348 until a few minutes ago when I passed Fisher's drugstore. 622 00:28:44,473 --> 00:28:47,351 Oh, Amy, he followed you here? 623 00:28:47,476 --> 00:28:50,229 No. I followed him. 624 00:28:50,354 --> 00:28:52,231 Oh, Amy. 625 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:00,781 Will you stop that? What will people think of us? 626 00:29:00,906 --> 00:29:04,243 Virginia, be sensible. 627 00:29:04,368 --> 00:29:06,578 That's the way men behave toward women. 628 00:29:06,703 --> 00:29:09,164 There's no reason why women shouldn't behave that way 629 00:29:09,289 --> 00:29:10,165 right back. 630 00:29:10,290 --> 00:29:11,875 The single standard of moral I refuse to listen 631 00:29:12,000 --> 00:29:14,002 to advanced ideas. 632 00:29:15,545 --> 00:29:17,714 Is it any worse than what you did? 633 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,049 Making a date with a man 634 00:29:19,174 --> 00:29:21,551 you were never formally introduced to. 635 00:29:21,677 --> 00:29:25,055 Why, I never did any such thing. 636 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,641 I simply happened to mention that I was in the habit 637 00:29:27,766 --> 00:29:30,435 of taking walks in the park with my girlfriend. 638 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,938 And besides and moreover, I didn't wink. 639 00:29:33,063 --> 00:29:35,565 Don't be a hypocrite, Virginia. 640 00:29:35,691 --> 00:29:38,360 Spiritually, you winked. 641 00:29:42,155 --> 00:29:44,658 Here comes a buggy. Maybe it's them. 642 00:29:44,783 --> 00:29:47,286 Whoa, there. 643 00:29:47,411 --> 00:29:49,788 Well, there she is. There's Virginia. 644 00:29:51,748 --> 00:29:53,709 He hired a carriage. 645 00:29:53,834 --> 00:29:56,169 Oh, I just knew by the tie he wore this morning 646 00:29:56,295 --> 00:29:57,504 he was a sport. 647 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,632 Gosh, she looks pretty. 648 00:30:00,757 --> 00:30:03,427 Oh, boy. She's all the fudge. 649 00:30:04,469 --> 00:30:05,971 What's that thing with her? 650 00:30:06,096 --> 00:30:07,889 I suppose that's the girlfriend. 651 00:30:08,015 --> 00:30:09,850 What's she got on, a nightgown? 652 00:30:09,975 --> 00:30:12,894 That's no nightgown. It's a uniform of some s 653 00:30:13,020 --> 00:30:14,813 Why, she's a nurse. 654 00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,398 A nurse. 655 00:30:16,523 --> 00:30:19,067 Well, 23, skidoo. Not for Biff Grimes. 656 00:30:19,192 --> 00:30:21,528 What's the matter with a nurse? She looks pretty. 657 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:23,447 Well, she'll want to take my temperature. 658 00:30:23,572 --> 00:30:25,324 Good luck, Hugo. I'll walk home. 659 00:30:25,449 --> 00:30:28,076 Wait a minute. You can't go. It's your date as well as mine. 660 00:30:28,201 --> 00:30:30,620 Anything you can get me into, I can get myself out of. 661 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:32,205 So long. Well, Biff, wait a minute. 662 00:30:32,331 --> 00:30:33,582 You're spoiling everything with Virginia. 663 00:30:33,707 --> 00:30:35,167 She won't go out with me alone. 664 00:30:35,292 --> 00:30:37,085 Biff, I've got it on awful good authority 665 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:39,004 nurses are a lot of fun. 666 00:30:39,129 --> 00:30:41,757 I'll bet you she even lets you put your arm around her waist. 667 00:30:41,882 --> 00:30:43,133 Well, what fun is that? 668 00:30:43,258 --> 00:30:45,260 Do you know the amount of starch in a nurse's uniform? 669 00:30:45,385 --> 00:30:46,511 Good night. Biff! 670 00:30:47,804 --> 00:30:49,514 You can have Virginia. How's that? 671 00:30:50,432 --> 00:30:51,767 You're not kidding? 672 00:30:51,892 --> 00:30:53,352 Word of honor. 673 00:30:53,477 --> 00:30:54,436 Say it louder. 674 00:30:54,561 --> 00:30:55,979 Oh, all right. 675 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,773 Word of honor. 676 00:30:57,898 --> 00:30:59,524 Well, that's better. 677 00:30:59,649 --> 00:31:01,651 Well, I'm just crazy about Virginia. 678 00:31:03,278 --> 00:31:05,781 I don't want him to think I'm staring at him. 679 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:08,283 You look, Amy, and tell me what you think of him. 680 00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:11,703 Well 681 00:31:11,828 --> 00:31:14,373 the only one I can see clearly from here is the horse, 682 00:31:14,498 --> 00:31:17,084 and I'm disappointed in him. 683 00:31:17,209 --> 00:31:19,711 All right. Now, here's the plan. We won't stop the first time. 684 00:31:19,836 --> 00:31:21,380 I'll drive by at a nice fast gallop. 685 00:31:21,505 --> 00:31:22,672 That'll look smart. 686 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:26,051 All right. You handle the reins, and I'll crack the whip. 687 00:31:26,176 --> 00:31:27,302 Give her the whip. 688 00:31:27,427 --> 00:31:30,222 Yahoo! 689 00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:31,223 Here they come. 690 00:31:35,685 --> 00:31:37,687 They're just trying to make an impression. 691 00:31:37,813 --> 00:31:39,481 Do you think we'll ever see them again? 692 00:31:39,606 --> 00:31:42,609 The street runs in a circle. They should be back any minute. 693 00:31:42,734 --> 00:31:44,569 Pull up on it, Hugo! 694 00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:46,238 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 695 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:48,407 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! 696 00:31:48,532 --> 00:31:51,076 This nag is wild. We better lead him. 697 00:31:51,201 --> 00:31:52,911 All right. Anything you say. 698 00:31:53,036 --> 00:31:54,037 Whoa. 699 00:31:54,162 --> 00:31:55,247 Now, listen. 700 00:31:55,372 --> 00:31:58,834 We won't say a word to them. Just let them pass. 701 00:31:58,959 --> 00:32:01,545 Of course, if they say something, we'll say something. 702 00:32:01,670 --> 00:32:04,256 And if they don't say anything, we won't say anything. 703 00:32:04,381 --> 00:32:07,217 No. Just drop your eyes. 704 00:32:07,717 --> 00:32:09,094 Drop my eyes? 705 00:32:09,219 --> 00:32:10,220 Yes. 706 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:11,763 That will show them we're good girls 707 00:32:11,888 --> 00:32:13,682 and they can't trifle with us. 708 00:32:13,807 --> 00:32:15,809 Well, for goodness' sakes, what did we come here for 709 00:32:15,934 --> 00:32:18,019 if not to be trifled with? 710 00:32:18,145 --> 00:32:19,896 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 711 00:32:20,021 --> 00:32:21,690 There they are. 712 00:32:21,815 --> 00:32:24,192 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa! 713 00:32:24,317 --> 00:32:25,444 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 714 00:32:25,569 --> 00:32:27,487 Let's walk right by them, huh? Oh, no, we won't. 715 00:32:27,612 --> 00:32:28,905 We'll stop and talk to them. 716 00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:31,283 You speak first and then make me acquainted, huh? 717 00:32:31,408 --> 00:32:33,076 All right, all right. 718 00:32:36,371 --> 00:32:38,623 Whoa! Whoa! Oh! Oh! 719 00:32:38,748 --> 00:32:40,333 Hey, pull him away! Pull away, Biff! 720 00:32:40,459 --> 00:32:41,835 You pull him away. You hired him. 721 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:43,587 Oh, gentlemen, please! 722 00:32:43,712 --> 00:32:47,132 Thank you. Thank you. 723 00:32:47,257 --> 00:32:50,385 We're not accustomed to being accosted by strange horses. 724 00:32:50,510 --> 00:32:51,553 I'm so sorry, ladies. 725 00:32:51,678 --> 00:32:53,263 I must apologize for the behavior of 726 00:32:53,388 --> 00:32:54,598 Say, aren't you the young lady 727 00:32:54,723 --> 00:32:56,475 I sold the ticket to this afternoon? 728 00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:58,643 Why, I believe I am. 729 00:32:58,768 --> 00:32:59,811 I thought so. 730 00:32:59,936 --> 00:33:02,772 Well, I think the circumstance permits me to introduce myself. 731 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:04,691 My name is Hugo Barnstead. 732 00:33:04,816 --> 00:33:07,736 How do you do? I'm Virginia Brush. 733 00:33:07,861 --> 00:33:10,071 This is my very special girlfriend Amy. 734 00:33:10,197 --> 00:33:11,072 Amy Lind. 735 00:33:11,198 --> 00:33:12,324 Delighted, Miss Lind. 736 00:33:13,700 --> 00:33:15,952 Ladies, this is my confrere, Biff Grimes. 737 00:33:16,077 --> 00:33:17,829 How do you do? Pleased to meet you. 738 00:33:17,954 --> 00:33:20,415 Strange, isn't it, our paths should cross again so soon? 739 00:33:20,540 --> 00:33:23,126 Oh, Amy and I always take our constitutional here 740 00:33:23,251 --> 00:33:24,294 in the evening. 741 00:33:24,419 --> 00:33:26,296 Well, Biff and I always manage to take a canter 742 00:33:26,421 --> 00:33:27,506 in the cool of the evening. 743 00:33:27,631 --> 00:33:29,591 Amy and I Oh, for Pete's sake, Virginia. 744 00:33:29,716 --> 00:33:30,634 Cut out the nonsense. 745 00:33:30,759 --> 00:33:32,594 This is a prearranged date, and we all know it. 746 00:33:32,719 --> 00:33:34,513 I've got to get back on duty by 11:00. 747 00:33:34,638 --> 00:33:35,931 So come on. Let's shake our tootsies. 748 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:36,932 Amy! 749 00:33:37,057 --> 00:33:39,142 Oh, Amy my grandmother's hot water bottle. 750 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,228 She's fast. Yeah. 751 00:33:41,353 --> 00:33:43,230 What do you say we all take a drive out to the country? 752 00:33:43,355 --> 00:33:44,940 We can make Harlem if we start now. 753 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,816 Oh, that would be lovely. I'll handle the reins, Biff. 754 00:33:46,942 --> 00:33:49,694 You help the ladies in. Okay. Right. 755 00:33:59,079 --> 00:34:01,456 All right. Get in. 756 00:34:01,581 --> 00:34:04,417 We have dozens of your cases at the hospital. 757 00:34:04,543 --> 00:34:06,962 It's mostly gastroduodenitis. 758 00:34:07,087 --> 00:34:08,880 Please, Miss Lind, watch your language. 759 00:34:09,005 --> 00:34:11,007 We have a lady present. 760 00:34:23,353 --> 00:34:25,981 Now, Hugo, you stop that! 761 00:34:39,828 --> 00:34:42,080 Hugo! 762 00:34:43,290 --> 00:34:45,166 Oh, this is all in fun! 763 00:34:54,301 --> 00:34:57,053 There's something about the country air. 764 00:34:58,179 --> 00:34:59,264 Hmm? 765 00:34:59,389 --> 00:35:02,392 I said there's -there's something about the country air. 766 00:35:02,517 --> 00:35:04,352 I like city air. 767 00:35:07,689 --> 00:35:10,317 Well, there -there really isn't any difference 768 00:35:10,442 --> 00:35:12,485 between city air and country air. 769 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:16,197 They're both, um, hydrogen and oxygen and 770 00:35:16,323 --> 00:35:20,368 Air. You can't even see it, so why talk about it? 771 00:35:31,421 --> 00:35:34,924 My mother was one of the original Bloomer Girls. 772 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:40,305 I said, uh 773 00:35:40,430 --> 00:35:43,141 my mother was one of the original Bloomer Girls. 774 00:35:43,266 --> 00:35:45,685 Mm. They had bats in their belfry. 775 00:35:45,810 --> 00:35:47,729 They did not! 776 00:35:47,854 --> 00:35:50,732 They were foresighted, courageous, intelligent women. 777 00:35:50,857 --> 00:35:52,942 All right. All right. 778 00:35:53,068 --> 00:35:55,070 Nobody's blaming you for your mother. 779 00:35:55,195 --> 00:35:57,364 I'm not apologizing for my mother. 780 00:35:57,489 --> 00:35:59,699 Look, do I know your mother? 781 00:35:59,824 --> 00:36:01,993 Then why get into an argument about her? 782 00:36:02,118 --> 00:36:04,245 I hardly know you. 783 00:36:10,001 --> 00:36:13,630 You're not a very easy person to get to know, Mr. Grimes. 784 00:36:13,755 --> 00:36:17,384 Well that's the kind of a hairpin I am. 785 00:36:19,761 --> 00:36:22,013 I'm going to have a smoke. 786 00:36:25,475 --> 00:36:27,060 May I have one, too, please? 787 00:36:27,185 --> 00:36:28,978 Sure. 788 00:36:31,898 --> 00:36:33,316 Hey! 789 00:36:34,067 --> 00:36:36,361 Don't tell me you smoke. 790 00:36:36,486 --> 00:36:38,488 Only when I'm bored. 791 00:36:38,613 --> 00:36:40,782 Well, your mother a Bloomer Girl, 792 00:36:40,907 --> 00:36:43,034 you a nicotine fiend. 793 00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,161 Are there any more at home like you? 794 00:36:45,286 --> 00:36:47,872 I have an aunt who's an actress. 795 00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:51,251 Well, that completes the picture. 796 00:36:51,376 --> 00:36:53,253 Look, I been around. 797 00:36:53,378 --> 00:36:55,755 They can say an awful lot of things about Biff Grimes, 798 00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,425 but not that he ever gave a cigarette to a girl. 799 00:36:58,550 --> 00:37:00,844 Stop! Stop it! 800 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:02,929 Stop it! 801 00:37:11,771 --> 00:37:15,567 I, uh I thought it was Virginia. 802 00:37:15,692 --> 00:37:17,986 However, it was a good thought. 803 00:37:21,322 --> 00:37:25,243 I, uh I guess they must be engaged. 804 00:37:25,368 --> 00:37:27,203 Why? Because she let him kiss her? 805 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:28,204 Well, sure. 806 00:37:28,329 --> 00:37:30,123 Would you let a boy kiss you you weren't engaged to? 807 00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:32,459 If he was charming and nice-looking, I certainly would. 808 00:37:32,584 --> 00:37:35,295 Well, what can you expect from a 809 00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,297 Girl who smokes, whose mother wore bloomers, 810 00:37:37,422 --> 00:37:39,591 and whose aunt's on the stage? 811 00:37:40,592 --> 00:37:43,094 I, uh, I guess a little kiss is harmless 812 00:37:43,219 --> 00:37:45,096 if it's, uh, all in fun. 813 00:37:46,598 --> 00:37:48,391 Even if it isn't in fun. 814 00:37:50,185 --> 00:37:51,269 You mean 815 00:37:52,187 --> 00:37:53,938 Exactly. 816 00:37:55,899 --> 00:37:59,402 Well, wouldn't you like a nice young man to marry you someday? 817 00:38:00,445 --> 00:38:02,155 No, not particularly. 818 00:38:03,740 --> 00:38:06,242 So you don't believe in the institution of marriage! 819 00:38:06,367 --> 00:38:09,037 An outmoded, silly convention started by the cavemen 820 00:38:09,162 --> 00:38:11,289 and encouraged by the florists and jewelers. 821 00:38:11,414 --> 00:38:13,166 After all, what's marriage? 822 00:38:13,291 --> 00:38:15,251 Well, wouldn't you like to have a home and kids? 823 00:38:15,376 --> 00:38:16,419 Why, certainly I would, 824 00:38:16,544 --> 00:38:19,339 but that doesn't mean you have to go through all the 825 00:38:19,464 --> 00:38:21,674 Y-You mean 826 00:38:23,218 --> 00:38:25,053 Exactly. 827 00:38:33,561 --> 00:38:35,563 Oh, Hugo! 828 00:38:36,189 --> 00:38:38,191 Hugo! 829 00:38:44,364 --> 00:38:46,074 What's the matter? Come on. 830 00:38:46,199 --> 00:38:47,992 Let's get out of here quick. What's gotten into you? 831 00:38:48,117 --> 00:38:50,453 We're just beginning to get acquainted. 832 00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:56,417 You mean 833 00:38:56,543 --> 00:38:58,545 Exactly. 834 00:39:02,715 --> 00:39:04,843 You owe a dollar and a quarter for your share of the rig. 835 00:39:04,968 --> 00:39:06,469 I paid Baxter. 836 00:39:06,594 --> 00:39:07,762 Oh. 837 00:39:11,099 --> 00:39:12,475 Here it is. 838 00:39:12,600 --> 00:39:15,061 Last time you're ever gonna stick me with a double date. 839 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,689 She was as much a surprise to me as she was to you. 840 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:19,440 Then why did you ask her to go on the boat ride? 841 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:22,318 I didn't ask. Virginia told us. 842 00:39:22,443 --> 00:39:24,863 Look, let's have one thing understood right now. 843 00:39:24,988 --> 00:39:27,282 On the boat ride, Virginia's my girl. 844 00:39:27,407 --> 00:39:28,908 Of course. To make up for tonight. 845 00:39:29,033 --> 00:39:30,326 Yeah. 846 00:39:30,451 --> 00:39:32,203 Say, uh, let me off at the corner. 847 00:39:32,328 --> 00:39:33,997 You return the rig to Baxter's, will you? 848 00:39:34,122 --> 00:39:35,999 I've got to pick up the tickets from the printer's. 849 00:39:36,124 --> 00:39:37,834 He's working overtime. All right. 850 00:39:40,879 --> 00:39:42,088 So long. See you tomorrow. 851 00:39:42,213 --> 00:39:44,215 All right. See you tomorrow. 852 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:50,847 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa. 853 00:39:51,890 --> 00:39:54,684 Uh, this is the rig that Hugo Barnstead hired. 854 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,853 Yeah? Drove her pretty hard, didn't you? 855 00:39:56,978 --> 00:39:58,730 Well, good night. Ha! Wait a minute. 856 00:39:58,855 --> 00:40:01,441 Two-fifty, please. Well, didn't he pay you? 857 00:40:01,566 --> 00:40:03,359 No, he didn't. He said he did. 858 00:40:03,484 --> 00:40:05,361 I gave him a dollar and a quarter for my share. 859 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:07,196 Took my last cent. 860 00:40:26,591 --> 00:40:28,259 I have an idea that once we're under way 861 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,094 your husband might fall overboard. 862 00:40:30,219 --> 00:40:32,430 Then you and me 863 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:36,225 734, 735, 864 00:40:36,351 --> 00:40:40,939 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 865 00:40:41,064 --> 00:40:44,400 41, 42, 43 866 00:40:46,486 --> 00:40:49,322 We must find time for a nice, long talk on women's rights. 867 00:40:49,447 --> 00:40:51,032 749, 750. 868 00:40:51,157 --> 00:40:53,326 Sorry, folks. No more allowed on board. 869 00:40:53,451 --> 00:40:55,453 But we have tickets! And hard-boiled eggs! 870 00:40:55,578 --> 00:40:56,454 I can't help that. 871 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,957 The regulations say only 750 on this boat at one time, 872 00:40:59,082 --> 00:41:00,708 and I just clocked off 750. 873 00:41:00,833 --> 00:41:03,002 Seven fifty? We sold 3,000 tickets! 874 00:41:03,127 --> 00:41:05,213 That means that 2,000 of us don't get on the boat! 875 00:41:05,338 --> 00:41:07,256 All I know is the regulations. 876 00:41:07,382 --> 00:41:08,466 Come on. Hugo! 877 00:41:08,591 --> 00:41:10,802 All right. Come on. Hugo! 878 00:41:10,927 --> 00:41:11,886 Barnstead! 879 00:41:12,011 --> 00:41:13,513 Oh, poor Mr. Grimes! 880 00:41:13,638 --> 00:41:15,014 Poor What about Virginia? 881 00:41:15,139 --> 00:41:17,183 She's stuck with poor Mr. Grimes. 882 00:41:18,810 --> 00:41:21,020 Hugo certainly disappeared in a hurry. 883 00:41:21,145 --> 00:41:23,731 Oh, I'd probably get seasick anyhow. 884 00:41:27,860 --> 00:41:30,279 Why can't we make a day of it anyway, Virginia? 885 00:41:30,405 --> 00:41:32,156 We can sail over there to the Statue of Liberty 886 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,409 and then go on up to Central Park and see the zoo. 887 00:41:34,534 --> 00:41:37,870 And then we could get a hansom and drive around 888 00:41:37,996 --> 00:41:42,500 and then dinner in some nice, expensive place. 889 00:41:42,625 --> 00:41:45,128 And then one of those fancy beer gardens for dancing. 890 00:41:45,712 --> 00:41:47,380 And then 891 00:41:47,505 --> 00:41:49,882 We'll be pretty tired by then. 892 00:42:12,238 --> 00:42:15,408 That's my idea of a real stylish stout. 893 00:42:15,992 --> 00:42:17,994 Awfully inspiring, isn't she? 894 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:21,581 She's more than that to me. She made me hungry as heck. 895 00:42:22,081 --> 00:42:23,041 Oh, no, thanks. 896 00:42:23,166 --> 00:42:25,752 I'm afraid I'll spoil my appetite for dinner. 897 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:36,763 No, no! 898 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:39,348 No, no! 899 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,976 And she was right, too. 900 00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:44,896 Well, if a man can't take liberties here, where can he? 901 00:42:58,910 --> 00:43:00,828 Are you sure you won't have a hard-boiled egg? 902 00:43:00,953 --> 00:43:02,497 No, I don't think so. 903 00:43:02,622 --> 00:43:05,291 Let's go to the zoo. 904 00:43:24,811 --> 00:43:28,022 Oh, it must be terrible to be caged up that way. 905 00:43:28,147 --> 00:43:30,608 Oh, well, they they have each other. 906 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,239 Aw! 907 00:43:36,739 --> 00:43:38,449 Going around scaring women. 908 00:43:38,574 --> 00:43:40,243 Aw! 909 00:43:40,368 --> 00:43:44,956 I 910 00:43:45,081 --> 00:43:51,838 Care not for the stars that shine, shine, shine 911 00:43:51,963 --> 00:43:56,717 I dare not hope to e'er be thine 912 00:43:56,843 --> 00:43:59,011 Be thine Be thine 913 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,014 I only know 914 00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:09,272 I love you 915 00:44:09,397 --> 00:44:12,316 Love me 916 00:44:12,441 --> 00:44:19,198 And the world 917 00:44:19,323 --> 00:44:25,496 Is mine 918 00:44:29,417 --> 00:44:31,752 Love me and the world is mine. 919 00:44:31,878 --> 00:44:35,089 And a sarsaparilla for the lady. 920 00:44:35,214 --> 00:44:37,508 Uh, want a little sip? 921 00:44:37,633 --> 00:44:40,136 Oh, no. I couldn't drink beer. 922 00:44:40,261 --> 00:44:42,430 Oh, go ahead. I'm broad-minded. 923 00:44:42,555 --> 00:44:44,140 Now, Biff, you know what you'd really think of me 924 00:44:44,265 --> 00:44:46,058 if I drank beer. 925 00:44:48,102 --> 00:44:50,062 Why, in my eyes, Virginia, 926 00:44:50,188 --> 00:44:52,023 you couldn't possibly do anything wrong. 927 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:55,318 In my eyes, you're the most perfect lady in the whole world. 928 00:44:55,443 --> 00:44:57,278 In my eyes 929 00:44:57,403 --> 00:44:58,738 Oh! 930 00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:01,324 Oh! Hey, you! 931 00:45:03,242 --> 00:45:05,203 Come on, Biff. Let's dance. 932 00:45:05,328 --> 00:45:07,413 Hey, sit down! 933 00:45:07,538 --> 00:45:10,166 Sit down before you break something. 934 00:45:14,503 --> 00:45:17,632 Casey would waltz with the strawberry blonde 935 00:45:17,757 --> 00:45:21,385 And the band played on 936 00:45:21,510 --> 00:45:25,056 He'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl he adored 937 00:45:25,181 --> 00:45:29,268 And the band played on 938 00:45:29,393 --> 00:45:32,772 But his brain was so loaded, it nearly exploded 939 00:45:32,897 --> 00:45:36,692 The poor girl would shake with alarm 940 00:45:36,817 --> 00:45:40,363 He'd ne'er leave the girl with the strawberry curls 941 00:45:40,488 --> 00:45:44,325 And the band played on 942 00:45:44,450 --> 00:45:47,828 Biff Grimes would waltz with the strawberry blonde 943 00:45:47,954 --> 00:45:50,498 And the band played on Why, Biff! 944 00:45:51,207 --> 00:45:52,541 Oh, I've got influence. 945 00:45:52,667 --> 00:45:55,253 I didn't know you were so well known. 946 00:45:55,378 --> 00:45:59,382 And the band played on 947 00:45:59,507 --> 00:46:03,177 For his heart was so loaded, it nearly exploded 948 00:46:03,302 --> 00:46:06,973 As he waltzed with her in his arms 949 00:46:07,098 --> 00:46:10,768 He'd ne'er leave the girl with the strawberry curls 950 00:46:10,893 --> 00:46:14,522 And the band played on 951 00:46:20,569 --> 00:46:21,988 Biff! 952 00:46:22,113 --> 00:46:23,531 Fritz! 953 00:46:31,289 --> 00:46:32,999 I-I hope you enjoyed the song. 954 00:46:33,124 --> 00:46:34,625 Oh, it was fine. Thanks. Thanks. 955 00:46:34,750 --> 00:46:36,127 That will be $2, please. 956 00:46:36,252 --> 00:46:37,336 Oh. Uh What for? 957 00:46:37,461 --> 00:46:39,714 Why, Mr. Grimes said he'd pay me if I 958 00:46:39,839 --> 00:46:41,465 Well, here's, uh, here's a dollar, 959 00:46:41,590 --> 00:46:45,303 and, uh, there's a half a dollar 960 00:46:45,428 --> 00:46:47,221 and a quarter. 961 00:46:47,346 --> 00:46:48,931 That's $1.75. 962 00:46:49,056 --> 00:46:52,977 There's a nickel, a dime. I've got to give you 10 pennies. 963 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:55,521 Oh, that's all right. There you are. 964 00:46:58,733 --> 00:47:01,235 Oh I'm sorry. 965 00:47:01,360 --> 00:47:03,612 Biff, I think you're a real sport. 966 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:06,574 Well, then, uh, how about going for a nice carriage ride 967 00:47:06,699 --> 00:47:08,034 through the park later, huh? 968 00:47:08,159 --> 00:47:09,910 But, Biff, you Oh, that's all right. 969 00:47:10,036 --> 00:47:12,872 I've got a working arrangement with the livery stable. 970 00:47:18,461 --> 00:47:20,546 Well, good night, Biff, and thanks again. 971 00:47:20,671 --> 00:47:23,758 To me, Virginia, this day will last long in my memory. 972 00:47:23,883 --> 00:47:25,468 It's been a most wonderful experience, 973 00:47:25,593 --> 00:47:26,677 and if you don't mind, 974 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:28,971 I'd kind of like to remember it as a national holiday. 975 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,556 That's sweet of you, Biff. 976 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:32,141 And that song. 977 00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:34,352 That will always be our song, won't it? 978 00:47:34,477 --> 00:47:38,147 When Biff Grimes would dance with the strawberry blonde 979 00:47:39,273 --> 00:47:42,068 You know, we ought to do this sort of thing more often, huh? 980 00:47:42,193 --> 00:47:45,446 Uh, well, maybe maybe not quite so elaborately. 981 00:47:45,571 --> 00:47:47,073 Oh, yes. I'd love to sometime. 982 00:47:47,198 --> 00:47:48,949 Well, uh, what are you doing, uh, 983 00:47:49,075 --> 00:47:50,618 what are you doing tomorrow night? 984 00:47:50,743 --> 00:47:54,121 Oh, uh, tomorrow night I have a date with Billy Milburn. 985 00:47:54,246 --> 00:47:55,664 Well, uh, Saturday night? 986 00:47:55,790 --> 00:47:58,250 Saturday I sort of promised Hugo. 987 00:47:58,376 --> 00:48:00,127 Well, uh, how about Monday? 988 00:48:00,252 --> 00:48:01,796 Oh, Monday nights, I practice the piano. 989 00:48:01,921 --> 00:48:03,297 Tuesday? 990 00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,257 Tuesday. 991 00:48:05,383 --> 00:48:08,052 Oh, there's that lovely boy from Brooklyn. 992 00:48:08,177 --> 00:48:10,513 I don't mind you going out with the boys in the neighborhood, 993 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:12,264 but when you reach out into the sticks 994 00:48:12,390 --> 00:48:15,101 But Jack's very cosmopolitan. Virginia? 995 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,686 Yes, Mother? It's after 10:30. 996 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:19,688 All right, Mother. I'll be right up. 997 00:48:19,814 --> 00:48:21,941 Well, good night, Biff, and thanks for a very lovely day. 998 00:48:22,066 --> 00:48:24,151 Oh, Virginia, I-I know you're a very popular girl, 999 00:48:24,276 --> 00:48:26,821 but I really would like to see you sometime. 1000 00:48:26,946 --> 00:48:29,490 Oh, uh, let's say, uh, three weeks from Wednesday. 1001 00:48:29,615 --> 00:48:32,201 I'll be free then. Oh, well, Virginia, uh 1002 00:48:32,326 --> 00:48:35,079 that time when you kissed me when we were dancing, 1003 00:48:35,204 --> 00:48:37,832 uh, was that just one of those things or 1004 00:48:37,957 --> 00:48:39,500 I mean, did it mean anything to you, 1005 00:48:39,625 --> 00:48:41,919 or was it just one of those Now, Biff! 1006 00:48:42,044 --> 00:48:43,587 Do you think I'm the kind of a girl 1007 00:48:43,712 --> 00:48:45,297 who just goes around kissing boys? 1008 00:48:45,423 --> 00:48:47,425 Oh, no! Certainly not! It was just that 1009 00:48:57,226 --> 00:48:58,477 Yow! 1010 00:49:01,272 --> 00:49:04,567 I'll be seeing you three weeks from Wednesday. 1011 00:49:09,822 --> 00:49:11,157 All right. So who got hurt? 1012 00:49:11,282 --> 00:49:13,284 The charity only expected to make 750 bucks, 1013 00:49:13,409 --> 00:49:14,994 and that's what they got every cent. 1014 00:49:15,119 --> 00:49:17,037 We happened to make a mistake and sell too many tickets, 1015 00:49:17,163 --> 00:49:18,747 and I was smart enough to cash in on the mistake, 1016 00:49:18,873 --> 00:49:19,999 so now I'm in business. 1017 00:49:20,124 --> 00:49:21,792 But what do I get out of the mistake? 1018 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:23,794 I'm tired of having you step all over me. 1019 00:49:23,919 --> 00:49:25,254 What do you mean, step all over you? 1020 00:49:25,379 --> 00:49:27,339 As soon as this gets going, I'm gonna take care of you. 1021 00:49:27,465 --> 00:49:29,133 That's what I figured on from the beginning. 1022 00:49:29,258 --> 00:49:31,886 Someday Hugo Barnstead is gonna be a big man in this town, 1023 00:49:32,011 --> 00:49:33,637 and so is Biff Grimes. 1024 00:49:33,762 --> 00:49:35,264 Of course, not as big as Hugo. 1025 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:36,932 In the meantime, would you mind paying me 1026 00:49:37,057 --> 00:49:39,310 that dollar and a quarter you owe me for the rig you hired? 1027 00:49:39,435 --> 00:49:42,396 Yeah. Sure. Uh, you got change for a 50? 1028 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:44,190 Are you kidding? No, no. 1029 00:49:44,315 --> 00:49:45,774 As soon as I get one of these Chan 1030 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:47,610 Hey, Joe, put more gild on that will you? 1031 00:49:47,735 --> 00:49:49,153 I'm busy now, Biff. I'll see you later. 1032 00:49:49,278 --> 00:49:50,696 Now, wait a 1033 00:49:52,781 --> 00:49:54,158 Why, hello, Biff. 1034 00:49:54,283 --> 00:49:55,868 Hello, Virginia. 1035 00:49:55,993 --> 00:49:57,786 What lovely lettering. 1036 00:49:57,912 --> 00:49:59,246 Is it gold? 1037 00:49:59,371 --> 00:50:01,123 Gild. Ah. 1038 00:50:01,248 --> 00:50:03,334 Well, he's just starting out. 1039 00:50:03,459 --> 00:50:05,544 Uh, I may go into the business later, 1040 00:50:05,669 --> 00:50:06,921 but I haven't decided yet. 1041 00:50:07,046 --> 00:50:08,672 How very nice for you. 1042 00:50:08,797 --> 00:50:10,257 Hugo 1043 00:50:10,382 --> 00:50:13,594 Mr. Barnstead is a very enterprising young man. 1044 00:50:13,719 --> 00:50:14,595 Mm-hmm. 1045 00:50:14,720 --> 00:50:16,722 Virginia, y-you know what day this is, don't you? 1046 00:50:16,847 --> 00:50:19,225 No. What? Three weeks from Wednesday. 1047 00:50:20,100 --> 00:50:22,853 Well, don't you remember? We have a date. 1048 00:50:22,978 --> 00:50:26,190 Oh, that's right. 1049 00:50:26,774 --> 00:50:28,776 I've been meaning to tell you, Biff 1050 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:31,487 A cousin of mine arrived unexpectedly from Scranton, 1051 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:33,447 and Mother says that I'll 1052 00:50:33,572 --> 00:50:35,491 Oh, that means that that you can't make it? 1053 00:50:35,616 --> 00:50:38,994 A cousin all the way from Scranton? 1054 00:50:39,119 --> 00:50:42,498 Oh, gosh, and l figured we could go down to Tony Pastor's 1055 00:50:42,623 --> 00:50:44,917 for the vaudeville and after that go to some swell place 1056 00:50:45,042 --> 00:50:46,835 where they have good music. 1057 00:50:46,961 --> 00:50:49,505 Biff, you know what? 1058 00:50:49,630 --> 00:50:51,465 I made a date with you, and I'm going to keep it, 1059 00:50:51,590 --> 00:50:52,925 cousin or no cousin. 1060 00:50:53,050 --> 00:50:54,260 I'll meet you in the park. 1061 00:50:54,385 --> 00:50:56,720 Well, you've certainly made me happy again. 1062 00:50:57,555 --> 00:50:59,056 But you will come alone? 1063 00:50:59,181 --> 00:51:00,849 Of course. 1064 00:51:00,975 --> 00:51:02,935 I wouldn't want to share you with anybody. 1065 00:51:03,060 --> 00:51:05,271 Well, thanks, Miss Brush I mean Virginia. 1066 00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,648 Uh, all right, then. Eight o'clock, huh? 1067 00:51:07,773 --> 00:51:09,483 Eight o'clock sharp. 1068 00:51:09,608 --> 00:51:12,403 Oh, uh, I won't bring anybody if you don't bring anybody. 1069 00:51:12,528 --> 00:51:13,904 All right, Biff. 1070 00:51:14,029 --> 00:51:15,531 I'll look forward to seeing you. 1071 00:51:15,656 --> 00:51:16,615 Goodbye! 1072 00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:18,284 Goodbye! 1073 00:51:20,703 --> 00:51:21,996 What you doing?! 1074 00:51:22,121 --> 00:51:23,622 Come on! Get out of there! 1075 00:51:32,214 --> 00:51:34,258 Now, Nick, you know what this means to me. 1076 00:51:34,383 --> 00:51:36,135 Four more bucks, and I'll be set for the evening. 1077 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:38,762 I'm crazy about Virginia myself. Why should I give you the money? 1078 00:51:38,887 --> 00:51:41,473 Well, I'll put in a good word for you, huh? 1079 00:51:41,599 --> 00:51:43,517 Well, I give you the money if you promise me one thing. 1080 00:51:43,642 --> 00:51:44,602 Sure. What? 1081 00:51:44,727 --> 00:51:46,186 When you find out you can't pay me back, 1082 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:47,354 you don't get mad at me. 1083 00:51:47,479 --> 00:51:50,232 Nick, you're certainly it when a fella needs a friend. 1084 00:51:55,738 --> 00:51:59,783 Nick, you're a daisy, and you, too, whoever you are. 1085 00:52:07,458 --> 00:52:09,752 Hello, Toby. Got to light them all. 1086 00:52:09,877 --> 00:52:11,462 Everybody takes it for granted. 1087 00:52:11,587 --> 00:52:13,589 If I didn't light them, it would be dark. 1088 00:52:13,714 --> 00:52:15,716 That's right, Toby. 1089 00:52:32,191 --> 00:52:34,943 Mm. The freethinker. 1090 00:52:35,069 --> 00:52:36,487 Hello, Biff. 1091 00:52:36,612 --> 00:52:38,614 And all dressed up like Astor's pet horse. 1092 00:52:38,739 --> 00:52:40,032 Where are the bloomers? 1093 00:52:40,157 --> 00:52:42,910 If you're really interested Never mind! 1094 00:52:43,035 --> 00:52:44,703 What are you doing here, anyway? 1095 00:52:44,828 --> 00:52:47,164 Oh, I got a night off from the hot-water bottles and the bed 1096 00:52:47,289 --> 00:52:48,916 I'm not interested. 1097 00:52:52,670 --> 00:52:54,588 May I sit down? 1098 00:52:55,631 --> 00:52:57,966 It's a free country. 1099 00:53:00,427 --> 00:53:03,722 I do wish you'd tie a tin can to yourself and beat it. 1100 00:53:03,847 --> 00:53:05,265 I've got a date here. 1101 00:53:05,391 --> 00:53:07,226 I know. Virginia told me. 1102 00:53:07,351 --> 00:53:09,603 She did? There you go. 1103 00:53:09,728 --> 00:53:12,231 Proves you can't trust any woman, not even Virginia. 1104 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,025 But don't you think you're gonna tag along after us, now. 1105 00:53:15,150 --> 00:53:16,402 O, don't worry, Biff. I won't. 1106 00:53:16,527 --> 00:53:18,112 I'm just out for a little fresh air, and 1107 00:53:18,237 --> 00:53:20,114 and I promise I'll go whenever you want me to. 1108 00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:23,242 Well, as soon as we hear Virginia's first footsteps, 1109 00:53:23,367 --> 00:53:25,035 that's when I want you to. 1110 00:53:25,160 --> 00:53:26,870 All right, Biff. 1111 00:53:36,088 --> 00:53:37,464 Nice evening. 1112 00:53:37,589 --> 00:53:39,091 Yes. 1113 00:53:41,176 --> 00:53:43,303 Mm! 1114 00:53:43,429 --> 00:53:44,888 Swell. 1115 00:53:46,306 --> 00:53:48,434 Pretty soon the moon will be up. 1116 00:53:48,559 --> 00:53:51,145 Last night, it came up early. 1117 00:53:51,270 --> 00:53:53,689 Oh, there it is now! 1118 00:53:55,274 --> 00:53:57,860 Mm. Right on time. 1119 00:53:57,985 --> 00:54:00,195 It's beautiful. 1120 00:54:01,613 --> 00:54:06,118 This time of night, things seem still and quiet, don't they? 1121 00:54:06,618 --> 00:54:09,371 Soon the fall will be here. 1122 00:54:09,496 --> 00:54:11,957 Trees will get bare. 1123 00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:14,376 And then winter. 1124 00:54:14,501 --> 00:54:16,128 I don't like the winter. 1125 00:54:16,253 --> 00:54:17,129 No? 1126 00:54:17,254 --> 00:54:19,047 No. 1127 00:54:19,173 --> 00:54:21,842 I get lonesome when winter comes. 1128 00:54:22,509 --> 00:54:23,969 You get lonesome? 1129 00:54:24,094 --> 00:54:25,554 Yes. 1130 00:54:26,388 --> 00:54:29,683 I know how you feel. I get lonesome, too. 1131 00:54:29,808 --> 00:54:31,143 Oh, do you, Biff? 1132 00:54:31,268 --> 00:54:33,437 Yeah. A little. 1133 00:54:35,856 --> 00:54:37,691 How is it you haven't got a date tonight? 1134 00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:44,406 Freethinkers have a lot of time on their hands. 1135 00:54:49,745 --> 00:54:51,288 Biff 1136 00:54:51,413 --> 00:54:53,582 if I ask you something, will you tell me? 1137 00:54:53,707 --> 00:54:54,958 What? 1138 00:54:55,083 --> 00:54:57,377 You don't have to tell me unless you want to. 1139 00:54:57,503 --> 00:54:58,504 Well, what is it? 1140 00:54:59,087 --> 00:55:00,506 Do you love Virginia? 1141 00:55:04,259 --> 00:55:06,512 Now, what business is it of yours? 1142 00:55:07,095 --> 00:55:09,014 I guess you do. 1143 00:55:09,139 --> 00:55:11,225 Otherwise you wouldn't be angry. 1144 00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:14,645 Yes, I do. 1145 00:55:16,146 --> 00:55:17,815 Schultz's music must be making me soft, 1146 00:55:17,940 --> 00:55:19,566 or else I wouldn't be telling you about it. 1147 00:55:20,150 --> 00:55:23,153 Maybe I'm Maybe I'm a little bit too crazy about her, 1148 00:55:23,278 --> 00:55:24,571 but somehow, she's my ideal. 1149 00:55:24,696 --> 00:55:27,491 Every fella has an ideal, somebody he cares for. 1150 00:55:27,616 --> 00:55:30,327 And when he cares for that somebody, why 1151 00:55:30,452 --> 00:55:31,745 nothing else matters. 1152 00:55:31,870 --> 00:55:32,830 It's like 1153 00:55:32,955 --> 00:55:35,040 Well, it's like a like an ingrown pain. 1154 00:55:35,165 --> 00:55:36,750 It starts in the pit of your stomach 1155 00:55:36,875 --> 00:55:39,044 and works on up to your neck. 1156 00:55:39,169 --> 00:55:42,881 Well that's the way I feel about Virginia. 1157 00:55:43,674 --> 00:55:45,843 I see, Biff. 1158 00:55:47,886 --> 00:55:52,933 Biff, I saw Virginia this afternoon. 1159 00:55:53,976 --> 00:55:55,686 And she 1160 00:55:57,729 --> 00:55:59,231 There she is now. Go on. Beat it, will you? 1161 00:55:59,356 --> 00:56:01,108 Will you beat it? Go ahead. 1162 00:56:01,233 --> 00:56:03,527 Ah! Hello there. Hello, Amy. Hello. 1163 00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:05,112 I thought maybe you left already. 1164 00:56:05,237 --> 00:56:07,739 This is Josephine Miller. You know, uh 1165 00:56:07,865 --> 00:56:09,950 Hello. Say hello to Mr. Grimes. 1166 00:56:10,075 --> 00:56:12,077 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. 1167 00:56:12,202 --> 00:56:13,954 That's about all you can get from her. 1168 00:56:15,706 --> 00:56:19,459 Biff l got a date with this giggler tonight. 1169 00:56:19,585 --> 00:56:21,795 I could use that four bucks. 1170 00:56:21,920 --> 00:56:23,672 Well, Nick, you know I've got a date myself. 1171 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:26,049 Oh, no, you don't got. 1172 00:56:27,759 --> 00:56:30,554 What are you talking about? 1173 00:56:30,679 --> 00:56:33,891 That tells the whole story. What story? 1174 00:56:34,016 --> 00:56:36,810 Biff, you take it like I took it. 1175 00:56:36,935 --> 00:56:37,811 You know 1176 00:56:37,936 --> 00:56:41,189 At 4:00 this afternoon, Virginia married Hugo Barnstead. 1177 00:56:42,107 --> 00:56:43,400 What? 1178 00:56:43,525 --> 00:56:45,235 I shaved him for the ceremony. 1179 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:48,447 What stopped me from to cut his throat? 1180 00:56:52,868 --> 00:56:55,829 Well it's no surprise to me. 1181 00:56:55,954 --> 00:56:57,873 They left already for Niagara's Falls. 1182 00:56:57,998 --> 00:57:00,250 Hugo took a lower sleeper. 1183 00:57:00,375 --> 00:57:02,085 No surprise to you? 1184 00:57:02,210 --> 00:57:03,420 You mooched four bucks from me 1185 00:57:03,545 --> 00:57:05,088 for a date with Virginia, didn't you? 1186 00:57:05,213 --> 00:57:08,508 Oh, no. Not with Virginia. 1187 00:57:08,634 --> 00:57:09,801 I had a date with Amy. 1188 00:57:09,927 --> 00:57:11,428 You said Virginia. 1189 00:57:11,553 --> 00:57:14,723 No, no. I said Amy. You had soap in your ears. 1190 00:57:14,848 --> 00:57:16,516 What do you suppose she's all dressed up for? 1191 00:57:16,642 --> 00:57:17,517 Why, yes. 1192 00:57:17,643 --> 00:57:20,020 Biff and I have a steady date every Wednesday night. 1193 00:57:20,145 --> 00:57:21,730 Every Wednesday night? 1194 00:57:21,855 --> 00:57:23,315 Then what for all the time in the barbershop 1195 00:57:23,440 --> 00:57:25,651 you always say she got belfries in the bats? 1196 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:28,654 Oh, no. Not Amy. Virginia. 1197 00:57:28,779 --> 00:57:31,365 Nick, I knew all the time about Virginia and Hugo. 1198 00:57:31,490 --> 00:57:33,867 As a matter of fact, I helped pull it off. 1199 00:57:33,992 --> 00:57:37,704 Virginia's a nice girl, yes, but not for me. 1200 00:57:37,829 --> 00:57:39,748 Nick, if I wanted Virginia, 1201 00:57:39,873 --> 00:57:41,875 do you suppose I'd let Hugo get away with it? 1202 00:57:42,000 --> 00:57:44,628 You know me, Nick. I take nothing from nobody. 1203 00:57:44,753 --> 00:57:47,464 Biff, if we don't hurry, why, we'll be late for the show. 1204 00:57:47,589 --> 00:57:49,383 Well, then, I don't suppose there's any chance 1205 00:57:49,508 --> 00:57:51,551 to get the four bucks back now, huh? 1206 00:57:51,677 --> 00:57:55,138 Well, Nick you see the situation. 1207 00:57:55,263 --> 00:57:59,810 Well Amy's a nicer girl than Virginia. 1208 00:57:59,935 --> 00:58:02,521 How would you like to have two more bucks? 1209 00:58:02,646 --> 00:58:04,940 All right, Nick. Thanks. 1210 00:58:07,234 --> 00:58:08,151 It's all right. 1211 00:58:08,276 --> 00:58:10,529 I don't want to spend too much money on this giggler anyhow. 1212 00:58:11,738 --> 00:58:13,907 In Greece, they got plenty words for you. 1213 00:58:15,325 --> 00:58:17,035 Well, nice to have met you. 1214 00:58:19,162 --> 00:58:20,122 Sisters! 1215 00:58:20,247 --> 00:58:21,248 Good night. 1216 00:58:21,373 --> 00:58:23,250 When he climbs into that sleeper, 1217 00:58:23,375 --> 00:58:26,503 I hope he breaks both his legs. Oh, Biff, that's not nice. 1218 00:58:26,628 --> 00:58:28,422 And I bet you knew about it all the time, too. 1219 00:58:28,547 --> 00:58:29,673 I tried to tell you. 1220 00:58:29,798 --> 00:58:31,383 What'd you come here for? To laugh at me? 1221 00:58:31,508 --> 00:58:32,384 Oh, Biff. 1222 00:58:32,509 --> 00:58:35,012 And I don't want any of your sympathy either. 1223 00:58:36,805 --> 00:58:38,515 You were right, Amy. 1224 00:58:38,640 --> 00:58:41,059 About what? You were absolutely right. 1225 00:58:41,184 --> 00:58:42,269 About what? 1226 00:58:42,394 --> 00:58:44,771 You hit the nail right on the head. 1227 00:58:46,732 --> 00:58:48,358 Marriage is a lot of malarkey. 1228 00:58:48,483 --> 00:58:50,318 You meet a girl, you treat her nicely, 1229 00:58:50,444 --> 00:58:51,653 behave respectably, and watch your language, 1230 00:58:51,778 --> 00:58:52,654 and what does she do? 1231 00:58:52,779 --> 00:58:54,865 Runs off and marries another guy. 1232 00:58:54,990 --> 00:58:57,034 You were fight. What is marriage? 1233 00:58:57,159 --> 00:58:58,952 Fella meets a girl and they like each other, 1234 00:58:59,077 --> 00:59:00,996 and why shouldn't they 1235 00:59:01,121 --> 00:59:02,497 You mean 1236 00:59:02,622 --> 00:59:04,458 Yes. Call a spade a spade. 1237 00:59:04,583 --> 00:59:06,293 A spade a spade! 1238 00:59:06,418 --> 00:59:09,129 Now, I like you, and 1239 00:59:15,010 --> 00:59:16,344 you like me a little, don't you? 1240 00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:17,679 Oh, yes, I do, Biff, but 1241 00:59:17,804 --> 00:59:19,890 Well, then, why not? I mean 1242 00:59:20,015 --> 00:59:21,516 Let me go. 1243 00:59:21,641 --> 00:59:22,893 Let me go! 1244 00:59:23,018 --> 00:59:25,729 Let me go! 1245 00:59:25,854 --> 00:59:28,523 Well, what is this? What's the idea? 1246 00:59:28,648 --> 00:59:30,734 I've never been so insulted in my life. 1247 00:59:30,859 --> 00:59:33,487 Well, then, what was all the fancy talk about? 1248 00:59:33,612 --> 00:59:35,030 A girl has a right to talk, hasn't she? 1249 00:59:35,155 --> 00:59:36,865 But you said your mother was an original Bloomer Girl. 1250 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,366 Oh, no, she wasn't. My father wouldn't let her. 1251 00:59:38,492 --> 00:59:39,785 But she admired and respected them. 1252 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:42,454 Ah! I bet your aunt wasn't even on the stage. 1253 00:59:42,579 --> 00:59:44,456 She was so. In the church play! 1254 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:45,791 I bet you're an all-around fake. 1255 00:59:45,916 --> 00:59:47,584 Bet you never even smoked a cigarette. 1256 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:50,337 Put them in my mouth sometimes, but I I never lit them. 1257 00:59:50,462 --> 00:59:52,672 I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! 1258 00:59:52,798 --> 00:59:54,674 A hundred percent all-around fake. 1259 00:59:54,800 --> 00:59:56,676 Oh, stop crying, will you? 1260 00:59:56,802 --> 01:00:00,097 An empty barrel makes the most noise. 1261 01:00:00,222 --> 01:00:02,390 Now, stop cry Aw 1262 01:00:02,516 --> 01:00:03,934 Amy 1263 01:00:04,059 --> 01:00:06,978 Amy don't cry. 1264 01:00:07,104 --> 01:00:09,898 Will you turn off the waterworks? 1265 01:00:10,023 --> 01:00:13,860 Never even smoked a cigarette. 1266 01:00:13,985 --> 01:00:17,447 Well, now I'll tell you something. 1267 01:00:18,615 --> 01:00:21,118 I never inhale myself. 1268 01:00:21,243 --> 01:00:24,496 What do you think of that? Hmm? 1269 01:00:24,621 --> 01:00:26,748 You know, I want to thank you 1270 01:00:26,873 --> 01:00:29,876 for the way you helped me out when Nick was here, 1271 01:00:30,001 --> 01:00:32,212 saying we had a date and everything. 1272 01:00:32,337 --> 01:00:33,922 That's all right. 1273 01:00:35,841 --> 01:00:39,302 Must be payday. Schultz's band is in tune. 1274 01:00:41,513 --> 01:00:45,851 You know, Amy I think you're a very nice kid. 1275 01:00:46,560 --> 01:00:48,854 Really a-a very nice kid. 1276 01:00:51,731 --> 01:00:57,112 Amy, if I ask you something you won't mind? 1277 01:00:57,612 --> 01:00:59,030 No. 1278 01:00:59,156 --> 01:01:00,574 Sure you won't mind? 1279 01:01:01,158 --> 01:01:03,493 Well, I I don't think so. 1280 01:01:05,620 --> 01:01:06,872 Can I be your steady? 1281 01:01:10,584 --> 01:01:12,085 Oh. 1282 01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,130 Do you want to? 1283 01:01:15,714 --> 01:01:17,132 Yes. 1284 01:01:19,384 --> 01:01:20,802 Ohh. 1285 01:01:21,678 --> 01:01:23,680 All right. 1286 01:01:23,805 --> 01:01:26,808 Well, then I can call on you? I mean, at your house. 1287 01:01:26,933 --> 01:01:28,476 Oh. 1288 01:01:28,602 --> 01:01:30,437 Well, Biff, I 1289 01:01:30,562 --> 01:01:32,772 I'd like for you to, but, you see 1290 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:35,400 Oh, I know, I know. 1291 01:01:35,525 --> 01:01:36,818 My reputation. 1292 01:01:36,943 --> 01:01:39,112 Oh, no. It's not yours. It's 1293 01:01:39,237 --> 01:01:40,697 It's your father's. 1294 01:01:40,822 --> 01:01:43,325 Well Well, then I can meet you here a couple of nights a week 1295 01:01:43,450 --> 01:01:45,035 and take you out. 1296 01:01:45,160 --> 01:01:46,036 Yes. 1297 01:01:46,161 --> 01:01:48,371 But not tonight, though, huh? 1298 01:01:48,496 --> 01:01:50,081 I really don't feel like it. 1299 01:01:50,207 --> 01:01:53,084 Oh. I understand, Biff. 1300 01:01:53,210 --> 01:01:56,213 But, uh, I can walk you home. 1301 01:01:56,713 --> 01:01:58,215 Thank you. 1302 01:02:01,426 --> 01:02:04,387 Well, uh, then it's understood, huh? 1303 01:02:04,512 --> 01:02:06,890 I mean we've got an understanding. 1304 01:02:07,015 --> 01:02:08,266 Yes. 1305 01:02:08,391 --> 01:02:10,518 But, uh, no more of this smoking business, 1306 01:02:10,644 --> 01:02:12,145 uh, lit or no lit. 1307 01:02:12,270 --> 01:02:13,230 All right. 1308 01:02:13,355 --> 01:02:16,358 And no more of this, uh, bloomer and free everything stuff. 1309 01:02:16,483 --> 01:02:18,193 I won't stand for any of that. No more. 1310 01:02:18,318 --> 01:02:20,987 That's the way I'm constituted. 1311 01:02:21,112 --> 01:02:22,572 Oh. 1312 01:02:23,073 --> 01:02:27,369 Biff would you like to kiss me? 1313 01:02:34,167 --> 01:02:36,002 I hope he stands too close to the falls, 1314 01:02:36,127 --> 01:02:38,421 gets his feet wet, and catches a good cold. 1315 01:02:38,546 --> 01:02:40,131 That's what I hope. 1316 01:02:52,477 --> 01:02:54,813 These look kind of rough to you, Amy? 1317 01:02:57,649 --> 01:03:00,402 Well, um, a little. 1318 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,570 For a guy who's gonna graduate in a month, 1319 01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:03,863 not such a good job, huh? 1320 01:03:03,989 --> 01:03:07,450 Oh, I think it's cute. It -It looks kind of tigerish. 1321 01:03:07,575 --> 01:03:09,703 Maybe I can get the dental rights at the zoo. 1322 01:03:09,828 --> 01:03:12,455 Pop knows a couple of Tammany men. 1323 01:03:12,580 --> 01:03:15,000 Oh, as soon as I get my first paying client, 1324 01:03:15,125 --> 01:03:16,626 I'm gonna quit that milk route. 1325 01:03:16,751 --> 01:03:18,128 Those hours. 1326 01:03:18,253 --> 01:03:20,547 I wish you'd do it now. 1327 01:03:20,672 --> 01:03:23,883 Delivering milk all night and studying all afternoon. 1328 01:03:24,009 --> 01:03:25,385 Oh, it's only another month. 1329 01:03:25,510 --> 01:03:26,469 I'd have quit long ago 1330 01:03:26,594 --> 01:03:28,930 if that horse didn't have such interesting teeth. 1331 01:03:31,808 --> 01:03:33,601 You know what we ought to do tonight? 1332 01:03:33,727 --> 01:03:34,644 Hmm? 1333 01:03:34,769 --> 01:03:38,064 We really ought to go to some swell place for dinner. 1334 01:03:38,189 --> 01:03:39,190 Yeah? Why? 1335 01:03:40,150 --> 01:03:43,653 Well, it's a kind of anniversary. 1336 01:03:43,778 --> 01:03:46,281 A year and a half ago, we were married. 1337 01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:49,159 Well, what do you know about that? 1338 01:03:49,284 --> 01:03:51,453 I bet you wouldn't have remembered. 1339 01:03:51,578 --> 01:03:54,414 Oh, Biff Grimes is too busy to be bothered with fractions. 1340 01:03:54,539 --> 01:03:57,125 How about a kiss and a half anyway? 1341 01:03:57,250 --> 01:03:59,419 In about 20 minutes, when I'm through here. 1342 01:03:59,544 --> 01:04:00,920 You don't have to come over here. 1343 01:04:01,046 --> 01:04:02,714 I'll come over there to you. 1344 01:04:03,631 --> 01:04:05,300 All right, then. 1345 01:04:16,478 --> 01:04:17,562 Come in. 1346 01:04:18,146 --> 01:04:19,898 Hello, Nick. 1347 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:21,733 Phew! What a day. 1348 01:04:21,858 --> 01:04:23,193 Why not you don't have a telephone? 1349 01:04:23,318 --> 01:04:25,028 Next month, we'll have every modern convenience. 1350 01:04:25,153 --> 01:04:26,529 Won't have to go outside for a thing. 1351 01:04:26,654 --> 01:04:28,740 Won't you sit down, Nick? Got no time. 1352 01:04:28,865 --> 01:04:31,326 Biff, your old man is in a fight down in big Joe's saloon. 1353 01:04:31,451 --> 01:04:32,410 I think you better go down there. 1354 01:04:32,535 --> 01:04:34,454 Who was winning when you left? Who you think? 1355 01:04:34,579 --> 01:04:35,455 I'll get my hat. 1356 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:37,791 Biff, just because you go to get your father out of a fight 1357 01:04:37,916 --> 01:04:39,000 is no reason for you to get into one. 1358 01:04:39,125 --> 01:04:41,211 Now, you know me, Amy. I certainly do. 1359 01:04:41,336 --> 01:04:43,505 I'll have a leech ready. 1360 01:04:44,089 --> 01:04:45,799 Anniversary. 1361 01:04:48,176 --> 01:04:50,387 Stay out of here and don't come back anymore! 1362 01:04:50,512 --> 01:04:52,013 Why 1363 01:04:52,138 --> 01:04:54,599 Well, it's me teeth responsible for me troublesome disposition. 1364 01:04:54,724 --> 01:04:56,976 Come on. No. I don't want to go home. 1365 01:04:57,102 --> 01:04:59,145 I've had plenty of rest. I should say you have. 1366 01:04:59,270 --> 01:05:00,897 You were out for almost an hour. 1367 01:05:01,022 --> 01:05:02,982 Why do you have to pick on three of them? 1368 01:05:03,108 --> 01:05:04,484 A paltry three. 1369 01:05:04,609 --> 01:05:06,486 Biff, me boy, at Gettysburg, your father, 1370 01:05:06,611 --> 01:05:07,904 who never took nothing from nobody, 1371 01:05:08,029 --> 01:05:09,406 took on a whole battalion. 1372 01:05:09,531 --> 01:05:10,949 Of course, I didn't do well there, too, 1373 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:12,951 but that was when me teeth first started bothering me. 1374 01:05:13,076 --> 01:05:14,953 I better take you to my place. No, no. 1375 01:05:15,078 --> 01:05:17,372 Son, you know the kind of a man I am. 1376 01:05:17,497 --> 01:05:19,999 Take me to Mrs. Mulcahey's. Her husband's working overtime. 1377 01:05:20,125 --> 01:05:21,584 Oh, Biff! 1378 01:05:24,212 --> 01:05:26,005 Oh. 1379 01:05:26,131 --> 01:05:28,675 Spruce up, Pop. It's Virginia. 1380 01:05:28,800 --> 01:05:29,968 Oh. 1381 01:05:36,141 --> 01:05:39,060 Biff Grimes! After all these years! 1382 01:05:39,185 --> 01:05:41,563 Hello, Virginia. Gosh. You look wonderful. 1383 01:05:41,688 --> 01:05:43,481 Oh, Biff. 1384 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:44,482 But you! 1385 01:05:44,607 --> 01:05:47,360 Is that another black eye or the same one? 1386 01:05:47,861 --> 01:05:49,112 Oh, no. It's a fresh one. 1387 01:05:49,237 --> 01:05:51,197 Biff, you're incorrigible. 1388 01:05:51,322 --> 01:05:52,365 I guess so. 1389 01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,200 Well, uh, what are you doing around here? 1390 01:05:54,325 --> 01:05:56,870 Oh, I don't forget my old neighborhood and my old friends 1391 01:05:56,995 --> 01:05:59,456 just because Hugo's doing so well. 1392 01:05:59,581 --> 01:06:01,749 By the way, where's Amy? What's happened to her? 1393 01:06:01,875 --> 01:06:04,169 Oh, nothing much. She married me. 1394 01:06:04,294 --> 01:06:05,170 Oh. 1395 01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:07,005 Only after I turned her down. 1396 01:06:07,130 --> 01:06:08,923 Oh, excuse me. This is my dad. 1397 01:06:09,048 --> 01:06:10,049 Uh, Mrs. Barnstead. 1398 01:06:10,175 --> 01:06:12,760 I'm very happy to know you, Mr. Grimes. 1399 01:06:12,886 --> 01:06:15,763 I would so like to see you and Amy again. 1400 01:06:15,889 --> 01:06:18,057 I'm sure Hugo would, too. 1401 01:06:18,183 --> 01:06:19,642 What about tonight? 1402 01:06:19,767 --> 01:06:23,313 Oh, I'm so sorry, but I can't make it tonight. 1403 01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,231 Those dull dinners the mayor gives. 1404 01:06:25,356 --> 01:06:26,483 But tomorrow night. 1405 01:06:26,608 --> 01:06:28,943 Why don't you and Amy have dinner with us? 1406 01:06:29,068 --> 01:06:31,112 I don't know. Uh Oh, it'll be lots of fun. 1407 01:06:31,237 --> 01:06:34,073 There's a new dish the Italian immigrants just brought over. 1408 01:06:34,199 --> 01:06:36,534 Spag-Spaghetti, I think it's called. 1409 01:06:36,659 --> 01:06:38,244 We have a new chef who makes it. 1410 01:06:38,369 --> 01:06:39,579 Please, Biff. 1411 01:06:39,704 --> 01:06:40,997 Well, I'll try to talk Amy into it 1412 01:06:41,122 --> 01:06:42,081 Wonderful! 1413 01:06:42,207 --> 01:06:45,627 Eight sharp, then 18 Gramercy Park South. 1414 01:06:46,377 --> 01:06:48,505 Now, can I drop you someplace? 1415 01:06:48,630 --> 01:06:50,507 Oh, no, thanks. I'm taking the uptown trolley. 1416 01:06:50,632 --> 01:06:52,217 Well, I only live a few blocks from here. 1417 01:06:52,342 --> 01:06:54,052 Step in, Mr. Grimes. 1418 01:06:54,177 --> 01:06:55,762 Thank you kindly. 1419 01:06:55,887 --> 01:06:58,306 Give my love to Amy. Till tomorrow night. 1420 01:06:58,431 --> 01:06:59,307 Uh, bye. 1421 01:07:24,499 --> 01:07:26,209 Biff hasn't got a brain in his head. 1422 01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:28,169 I haven't any room for him in my organization. 1423 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,754 You needn't sound so important. 1424 01:07:29,879 --> 01:07:31,381 Besides, you owe Biff something. 1425 01:07:31,506 --> 01:07:32,382 Yeah? 1426 01:07:32,507 --> 01:07:34,592 What makes you so interested in Biff all of a sudden? 1427 01:07:34,717 --> 01:07:36,719 Amy was one of my best girlfriends, 1428 01:07:36,844 --> 01:07:38,555 and obviously they're not doing so well. 1429 01:07:38,680 --> 01:07:40,765 Yes. Obviously Biff is still nice-looking. 1430 01:07:40,890 --> 01:07:42,183 Oh, you make me tired. 1431 01:07:42,308 --> 01:07:43,977 Why don't you pick your mind up out of the gutter? 1432 01:07:44,102 --> 01:07:46,521 Why should I? You helped put it there. 1433 01:08:05,331 --> 01:08:08,918 Honey, why can't you be nice to me once in a while? 1434 01:08:09,043 --> 01:08:10,920 Oh, I often think about it. 1435 01:08:11,045 --> 01:08:13,965 Then I remember we're married, so why bother? 1436 01:08:14,090 --> 01:08:15,842 You're so clever, Hugo. 1437 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,095 You could find some use for Biff if you tried. 1438 01:08:19,220 --> 01:08:21,222 Yeah. All right. I'll try. 1439 01:08:23,141 --> 01:08:26,311 Say, I've got just the spot for a guy who ain't none too bright. 1440 01:08:26,436 --> 01:08:28,146 What? 1441 01:08:28,271 --> 01:08:30,273 Vice president. 1442 01:08:31,357 --> 01:08:33,067 Thanks, dear. 1443 01:08:55,048 --> 01:08:57,050 There's one chandelier like that in this town, 1444 01:08:57,175 --> 01:08:58,217 and that one's it! 1445 01:08:59,969 --> 01:09:01,888 Cost me a small fortune, too. 1446 01:09:02,013 --> 01:09:04,641 And these chairs, they were ordered for a millionaire, 1447 01:09:04,766 --> 01:09:07,685 but I offered the firm more, so now you're sitting in them. 1448 01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:12,482 These are all hand paintings by an Italian master. 1449 01:09:12,607 --> 01:09:15,985 Uh Giovanni Bagigaloop Califano. 1450 01:09:16,110 --> 01:09:17,278 He's quite a fella over there. 1451 01:09:17,403 --> 01:09:19,489 By the way, when we were in London, we heard Caruso. 1452 01:09:19,614 --> 01:09:21,199 He's got a mighty fine voice 1453 01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,201 that is, if you can understand the language. 1454 01:09:25,870 --> 01:09:28,081 I just can't get over that electric light. 1455 01:09:28,206 --> 01:09:29,248 Isn't it dangerous? 1456 01:09:29,374 --> 01:09:31,584 Oh, not if you pay the bills. 1457 01:09:31,709 --> 01:09:33,586 Well, my father and his father before him 1458 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:35,546 got along all right with gaslight. 1459 01:09:35,672 --> 01:09:37,382 Yeah. 1460 01:09:40,301 --> 01:09:42,804 Virginia, I think that's the most beautiful dress 1461 01:09:42,929 --> 01:09:43,930 I've ever seen. 1462 01:09:44,055 --> 01:09:45,973 They do have lovely things in Paris. 1463 01:09:46,099 --> 01:09:48,267 I wanted to buy every dress there. 1464 01:09:48,393 --> 01:09:51,521 Well, I thought you did, dear. 1465 01:09:52,188 --> 01:09:54,065 Your dress is beautiful, too, dean 1466 01:09:54,190 --> 01:09:56,693 Oh! Don't you recognize it? 1467 01:09:56,818 --> 01:09:58,528 I made it over from that old blue one 1468 01:09:58,653 --> 01:09:59,779 you used to like so much. 1469 01:09:59,904 --> 01:10:03,032 Oh, I do wish I could make my own clothes. 1470 01:10:03,157 --> 01:10:05,034 Well, next Saturday, you go down to Siegel and Cooper's 1471 01:10:05,159 --> 01:10:06,452 and get the best dress they have. 1472 01:10:06,577 --> 01:10:08,037 That'll be nice. 1473 01:10:08,162 --> 01:10:09,455 Get two or three. 1474 01:10:09,580 --> 01:10:11,207 Yes, dear. 1475 01:10:11,332 --> 01:10:14,335 Anything the French can do, we can do better. 1476 01:10:16,129 --> 01:10:19,257 I know I must sound awful saying everything is so wonderful, 1477 01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,426 but I've never tasted such delicious soup. 1478 01:10:21,551 --> 01:10:22,719 What is it? Terrapin. 1479 01:10:22,844 --> 01:10:24,637 Had it shipped specially from Baltimore. 1480 01:10:24,762 --> 01:10:25,638 Well, that was silly. 1481 01:10:25,763 --> 01:10:27,473 We should've gone down there to eat it. 1482 01:10:31,102 --> 01:10:32,812 Ah! This must be the spaghetti. 1483 01:10:32,937 --> 01:10:34,772 Spaghetti a la Giuseppe. 1484 01:10:34,897 --> 01:10:36,399 Well, what 1485 01:10:36,524 --> 01:10:39,444 Where did I get the idea it'd look like steak? 1486 01:10:39,569 --> 01:10:40,945 You've got to hand it to these Italians 1487 01:10:41,070 --> 01:10:42,113 when it comes to cooking. 1488 01:10:42,238 --> 01:10:43,906 Oh, I don't know about that. 1489 01:10:44,031 --> 01:10:47,118 Anything they can cook, we can cook better. 1490 01:10:47,243 --> 01:10:49,036 I don't know what's gotten into him. 1491 01:10:49,162 --> 01:10:51,622 He never cared one way or the other about foreigners. 1492 01:10:51,748 --> 01:10:53,499 Now, everybody, when you get your spaghetti, 1493 01:10:53,624 --> 01:10:56,461 you take your fork and spoon and mix the stuff up plenty 1494 01:10:56,586 --> 01:10:58,629 so that the sauce goes all the way through it. 1495 01:11:01,632 --> 01:11:02,925 Oh, yes, dear. 1496 01:11:03,050 --> 01:11:04,010 Well, Biff, my boy, 1497 01:11:04,135 --> 01:11:06,262 this is not entirely a social visit, you know. 1498 01:11:06,387 --> 01:11:08,097 After all, when a man has risen suddenly 1499 01:11:08,222 --> 01:11:10,057 and, if I may say so, spectacularly 1500 01:11:10,183 --> 01:11:11,267 to business prominence 1501 01:11:11,392 --> 01:11:13,895 Before he tells you the story of his life, 1502 01:11:14,020 --> 01:11:16,189 I'd better break the news to you. 1503 01:11:16,314 --> 01:11:18,191 Hugo told me tonight 1504 01:11:18,316 --> 01:11:21,027 Biff, he wants to take you into the firm with him. 1505 01:11:22,111 --> 01:11:24,030 What? Are you serious? 1506 01:11:24,155 --> 01:11:26,199 Well, after all, we grew up together. 1507 01:11:26,324 --> 01:11:28,534 I promised you once I'd take care of you, didn't I? 1508 01:11:28,659 --> 01:11:31,245 Well, I'm not the sort of a man who forgets his friends. 1509 01:11:31,370 --> 01:11:33,247 Now, as to the spaghetti, 1510 01:11:33,372 --> 01:11:36,042 you wind it around your fork and press it against your spoon. 1511 01:11:36,167 --> 01:11:39,170 Well, uh -uh, Hugo, I don't know what to say. 1512 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:42,924 I've -I've, uh, been studying to be a dentist all these years, 1513 01:11:43,049 --> 01:11:43,966 and 1514 01:11:44,091 --> 01:11:46,052 Well, all those letters I've read. 1515 01:11:46,177 --> 01:11:47,762 Where are you going to get pulling teeth? 1516 01:11:47,887 --> 01:11:49,180 Listen. I've got a couple of firms. 1517 01:11:49,305 --> 01:11:51,182 I plan to make you an executive of one of them. 1518 01:11:51,307 --> 01:11:53,017 An executive! 1519 01:11:53,142 --> 01:11:56,229 Hugo, I'm not getting anyplace with this spaghetti. 1520 01:11:56,354 --> 01:11:57,688 Well, maybe it's the other way around. 1521 01:11:57,814 --> 01:11:59,023 Maybe you wrap it around your spoon 1522 01:11:59,148 --> 01:12:00,650 and press it against your fork. 1523 01:12:00,775 --> 01:12:02,819 At first, it wouldn't pay any more than you're making now, 1524 01:12:02,944 --> 01:12:04,320 but after six months, when you've caught on 1525 01:12:04,445 --> 01:12:05,571 to the business 1526 01:12:05,696 --> 01:12:07,698 Oh! Oop! 1527 01:12:07,824 --> 01:12:08,991 It's all right, dear. 1528 01:12:09,116 --> 01:12:10,701 I've got a lapful. 1529 01:12:10,827 --> 01:12:12,703 Hugo, I-I don't I don't know how to thank you. 1530 01:12:12,829 --> 01:12:14,956 All I can say is I'll try. 1531 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:16,541 Oh! 1532 01:12:18,167 --> 01:12:19,836 It's alive! 1533 01:12:21,128 --> 01:12:24,090 Look, dear, why don't we confess to Giuseppe 1534 01:12:24,215 --> 01:12:27,343 that we don't know how to eat spaghetti and ask him how? 1535 01:12:27,468 --> 01:12:28,928 You know what a snob Giuseppe is. 1536 01:12:29,053 --> 01:12:29,929 He'll quit! 1537 01:12:30,054 --> 01:12:33,015 Well, maybe if we show it we're not afraid of it 1538 01:12:33,140 --> 01:12:34,642 and look it right in the eye 1539 01:12:34,767 --> 01:12:36,519 Oh, come on now, everybody. 1540 01:12:36,644 --> 01:12:37,645 It's really very simple. 1541 01:12:37,770 --> 01:12:39,313 You just wrap your spoon around your fork 1542 01:12:39,438 --> 01:12:40,982 and make sure there are no loose ends. 1543 01:12:41,107 --> 01:12:43,276 Now, come on. Let's try. 1544 01:12:43,401 --> 01:12:44,527 It's nothing. 1545 01:12:44,652 --> 01:12:48,489 I-It's really, uh Uh 1546 01:12:50,783 --> 01:12:51,951 Oh! 1547 01:12:52,827 --> 01:12:54,370 Hey, what What's happening? 1548 01:12:54,495 --> 01:12:56,622 Oh, you never can trust these newfangled contraptions. 1549 01:12:56,747 --> 01:12:57,957 What do you suppose it is, Biff? 1550 01:12:58,082 --> 01:12:59,041 Must be a fuse. 1551 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,459 Yeah. Well, I got some matches. 1552 01:13:00,585 --> 01:13:02,712 I'll light some candles or something. 1553 01:13:02,837 --> 01:13:04,630 Hey, Jenkins, get me some matches. 1554 01:13:04,755 --> 01:13:06,757 Got some over here. 1555 01:13:08,843 --> 01:13:11,387 Oh, I told Tom Edison it would never work. 1556 01:13:11,512 --> 01:13:12,805 Can I help you? 1557 01:13:12,930 --> 01:13:14,599 I had some matches around here. 1558 01:13:14,724 --> 01:13:16,934 I don't know where I put them. 1559 01:13:17,059 --> 01:13:18,603 I'm sorry this had to happen. 1560 01:13:18,728 --> 01:13:20,563 Oh, we had a lovely time anyway. 1561 01:13:20,688 --> 01:13:23,441 Well, I certainly enjoyed the ham and eggs you made, Virginia. 1562 01:13:23,566 --> 01:13:25,359 Well, see you at the office tomorrow, eh, Biff? 1563 01:13:25,484 --> 01:13:28,070 Hugo, I can hardly believe it. Uh, thanks again. 1564 01:13:28,195 --> 01:13:30,072 Yes. Good bye. 1565 01:13:31,782 --> 01:13:33,910 Oh, uh 1566 01:13:34,035 --> 01:13:35,536 Must have, uh, crawled into my pocket. 1567 01:13:35,661 --> 01:13:37,622 Yes. They certainly do get around, don't they? 1568 01:13:37,747 --> 01:13:39,457 I'm afraid to look under my collar. 1569 01:13:41,250 --> 01:13:43,127 Well, good night, Amy. Good night, Biff. 1570 01:13:43,252 --> 01:13:44,170 Good night, Hugo. 1571 01:13:44,295 --> 01:13:46,672 Good night, Biff. Good night, Virginia. 1572 01:13:47,256 --> 01:13:48,841 Good night. 1573 01:13:48,966 --> 01:13:49,926 I can't get over it. 1574 01:13:50,051 --> 01:13:51,135 This morning, I was a milkman, 1575 01:13:51,260 --> 01:13:52,637 next month, I was going to be a dentist, 1576 01:13:52,762 --> 01:13:54,055 and tomorrow, I'm an executive. 1577 01:13:54,180 --> 01:13:55,139 And in a little while, 1578 01:13:55,264 --> 01:13:57,558 we'll be able to import soup from Baltimore, won't we, Biff? 1579 01:13:57,683 --> 01:13:58,726 You bet. 1580 01:13:58,851 --> 01:14:00,728 When we get to London, we'll hear Caruso sing. 1581 01:14:00,853 --> 01:14:03,105 If he can sing for them, he can sing for us. 1582 01:14:05,399 --> 01:14:08,069 You know, that was very romantic 1583 01:14:08,194 --> 01:14:10,363 the way you threw your arms around my neck and kissed me. 1584 01:14:10,488 --> 01:14:11,948 Me? When? 1585 01:14:12,073 --> 01:14:13,950 When the lights went out. 1586 01:14:14,075 --> 01:14:16,786 That wasn't me, Biff. 1587 01:14:16,911 --> 01:14:18,913 It wasn't? 1588 01:14:20,373 --> 01:14:22,667 Well, it wasn't Giuseppe. 1589 01:14:28,673 --> 01:14:31,133 I don't like these. Get me a new set. 1590 01:14:33,552 --> 01:14:35,054 Is that contract on my desk? 1591 01:14:35,179 --> 01:14:36,430 Yes, sir. 1592 01:14:45,773 --> 01:14:49,276 Oh, uh, Mr. Reed, have the afternoon papers come in yet? 1593 01:14:49,402 --> 01:14:51,487 Not yet, Mr. Grimes. 1594 01:14:51,612 --> 01:14:55,574 Well, I I guess I'll have to read this one all over again. 1595 01:15:17,888 --> 01:15:20,766 Ah! Sign these, will you, Biff? 1596 01:15:20,891 --> 01:15:22,351 What's in them? Oh, nothing important. 1597 01:15:22,476 --> 01:15:23,519 Just specifications. 1598 01:15:23,644 --> 01:15:24,979 Oh, Hugo, for the past six months, 1599 01:15:25,104 --> 01:15:27,273 all I've done is sign papers I don't understand. 1600 01:15:27,398 --> 01:15:28,774 I'm supposed to be an executive, 1601 01:15:28,899 --> 01:15:31,068 and I spend the whole day reading newspapers. 1602 01:15:31,193 --> 01:15:32,820 Look at my desk. Not even a letter on it. 1603 01:15:32,945 --> 01:15:33,821 All right. 1604 01:15:33,946 --> 01:15:35,906 I'll have Mr. Reed put fresh letters on it every morning. 1605 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:38,325 I've got to get something more to do, Hugo. 1606 01:15:38,451 --> 01:15:40,411 I'm going crazy. What are you complaining about? 1607 01:15:40,536 --> 01:15:41,495 You've got a nice office. 1608 01:15:41,620 --> 01:15:43,414 Your father's foreman of one of our jobs. 1609 01:15:43,539 --> 01:15:45,624 You're learning the business. 1610 01:15:45,750 --> 01:15:46,751 Pretty soon now, 1611 01:15:46,876 --> 01:15:48,919 you'll be able to understand what you're signing. 1612 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:51,380 In the meantime, I've got to run over to the club for lunch. 1613 01:15:51,505 --> 01:15:54,800 I'll have some more papers for you to sign this afternoon. 1614 01:15:54,925 --> 01:15:57,428 Do you mind if after I finish reading the afternoon papers 1615 01:15:57,553 --> 01:15:59,597 I run down to Pop's job and watch him work? 1616 01:15:59,722 --> 01:16:01,682 Not at all. Not at all. That's a good idea. 1617 01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:08,397 Oh, Mr. Barnstead. 1618 01:16:34,131 --> 01:16:35,758 Hey. Give us that hammer. 1619 01:16:35,883 --> 01:16:38,677 Scamper up above there and see if them timbers are up there. 1620 01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:06,580 Hello, Pop. 1621 01:17:07,915 --> 01:17:10,042 Biffy 1622 01:17:10,167 --> 01:17:13,629 see that Mrs. Mulcahey and the others 1623 01:17:13,754 --> 01:17:15,381 don't take it too hard. 1624 01:17:15,506 --> 01:17:17,800 Oh, what kind of talk is this out of you? 1625 01:17:17,925 --> 01:17:19,260 You're not dying. 1626 01:17:21,679 --> 01:17:23,430 The heck I ain't. 1627 01:17:23,556 --> 01:17:25,891 Say, the boys in the barbershop are laying 3-1 1628 01:17:26,016 --> 01:17:27,101 you'll pull through. 1629 01:17:28,727 --> 01:17:30,229 I'd take it. 1630 01:17:30,813 --> 01:17:33,315 Oh, you know how it is with us, Pop. 1631 01:17:33,440 --> 01:17:35,484 We don't take nothing from nobody, 1632 01:17:35,609 --> 01:17:37,111 especially a brick wall. 1633 01:17:38,737 --> 01:17:39,822 Biff? 1634 01:17:39,947 --> 01:17:41,031 Yes? 1635 01:17:41,157 --> 01:17:43,033 It's very funny. 1636 01:17:44,285 --> 01:17:46,704 My teeth don't hurt anymore. 1637 01:17:49,373 --> 01:17:51,709 Well, maybe it's kind of lonesome in here for you. 1638 01:17:51,834 --> 01:17:54,378 We, uh, might have you moved over to the women's ward. 1639 01:17:54,503 --> 01:17:57,131 A man with your influence in Tammany, you know? 1640 01:18:22,239 --> 01:18:23,908 Look here, Treadway. You're our attorney. 1641 01:18:24,033 --> 01:18:25,993 What are we paying you for? You can get us out of this. 1642 01:18:26,118 --> 01:18:27,077 What can I do? 1643 01:18:27,203 --> 01:18:28,746 The building department checkup shows 1644 01:18:28,871 --> 01:18:30,372 that inferior materials were used 1645 01:18:30,497 --> 01:18:32,166 in direct violation of the law. 1646 01:18:32,291 --> 01:18:33,667 D.A.'s acting on it now. 1647 01:18:33,792 --> 01:18:36,462 Well, I didn't know what was in those specifications. 1648 01:18:36,587 --> 01:18:39,465 Hugo just brought them in, and l just signed them. 1649 01:18:39,590 --> 01:18:41,217 Well, I didn't know what was in them either. 1650 01:18:41,342 --> 01:18:42,718 What do I know about such things? 1651 01:18:42,843 --> 01:18:44,720 All I knew It was a few cents cheaper. 1652 01:18:44,845 --> 01:18:47,181 Of course your skirts are clean, Barnstead. 1653 01:18:47,306 --> 01:18:49,225 Technically, you're not an officer in this corporation. 1654 01:18:49,350 --> 01:18:50,476 They can't do a thing to you. 1655 01:18:50,601 --> 01:18:53,103 Ah. Is that so? 1656 01:18:53,229 --> 01:18:55,481 Now, just a minute. 1657 01:18:55,606 --> 01:18:58,400 Does that mean that I'm left holding the bag again? 1658 01:18:58,525 --> 01:18:59,860 Oh, no. No, no, no, Biff. 1659 01:18:59,985 --> 01:19:01,904 There's -There's always a way out of these things. 1660 01:19:02,029 --> 01:19:04,281 We'll do everything we can. Won't we, Treadway? 1661 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:06,575 I'm afraid there's very little we can do. 1662 01:19:06,700 --> 01:19:08,410 Only a few months till election. 1663 01:19:08,535 --> 01:19:10,204 The D.A.'s got to get convictions. 1664 01:19:12,581 --> 01:19:14,708 Just a minute. 1665 01:19:15,960 --> 01:19:18,420 All my life, you've been stepping on me, 1666 01:19:18,545 --> 01:19:19,672 and I've been taking it. 1667 01:19:19,797 --> 01:19:21,840 Biff, do you think I wanted that wall to cave in? 1668 01:19:21,966 --> 01:19:23,759 Do you think I planned it that way? 1669 01:19:23,884 --> 01:19:26,011 Why, I'm just as broken up about this as you are. 1670 01:19:26,136 --> 01:19:28,347 I don't know what you wanted. All I know is 1671 01:19:28,472 --> 01:19:29,390 Grimes in? 1672 01:19:29,515 --> 01:19:30,808 We're from the precinct across the street. 1673 01:19:30,933 --> 01:19:32,601 Got a warrant from the D.A.'s office. 1674 01:19:32,726 --> 01:19:34,520 Biff knows us. Just tell him Mat and Charlie. 1675 01:19:34,645 --> 01:19:35,771 I'm afraid he isn't in. 1676 01:19:35,896 --> 01:19:38,274 Well, I'm afraid he is. We'll take a look around. 1677 01:19:45,447 --> 01:19:46,824 Amy? 1678 01:19:49,076 --> 01:19:51,120 Amy! 1679 01:19:52,663 --> 01:19:54,665 Amy? 1680 01:20:02,464 --> 01:20:04,758 You're gonna come along quietly, aren't you, Biff? 1681 01:20:04,883 --> 01:20:07,011 Hello, Mat. Hello, Charlie. 1682 01:20:07,136 --> 01:20:09,638 Biff, you ran away from us at the office. 1683 01:20:09,763 --> 01:20:11,473 Please don't try it again. 1684 01:20:11,598 --> 01:20:12,558 What do you want? 1685 01:20:12,683 --> 01:20:14,059 I'm sorry. We got to arrest you. 1686 01:20:14,184 --> 01:20:16,895 Oh, no, you don't. I had nothing to do with that. 1687 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:19,481 And you're not going to hold me responsible for it. 1688 01:20:19,606 --> 01:20:22,901 If you want me you try and take me. 1689 01:20:23,027 --> 01:20:24,737 Oh, come on, Biff. We're 1690 01:20:29,199 --> 01:20:30,659 Well 1691 01:20:30,784 --> 01:20:33,454 Well, it's, uh, very nice of you to come up here, Mat, 1692 01:20:33,579 --> 01:20:35,456 and I certainly appreciate it. 1693 01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:36,623 Hello, Amy. 1694 01:20:36,749 --> 01:20:39,001 And I'd be very happy to accept your offer as long as you 1695 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:40,127 What's the matter? 1696 01:20:40,252 --> 01:20:43,255 Why, nothing's the matter. Nothing. 1697 01:20:43,380 --> 01:20:45,299 I was just telling Charlie here that 1698 01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:47,593 Oh, you know Charlie Brown and, uh, Mat Hughes. 1699 01:20:47,718 --> 01:20:48,844 Hello. How are you? 1700 01:20:48,969 --> 01:20:50,679 The police department is holding a Clambake 1701 01:20:50,804 --> 01:20:52,848 That is, it's giving a clambake down at Coney Island 1702 01:20:52,973 --> 01:20:53,932 next Wednesday. 1703 01:20:54,058 --> 01:20:55,351 Or is it Thursday? 1704 01:20:55,476 --> 01:20:57,144 And, uh, they've asked me to act on the committee, 1705 01:20:57,269 --> 01:20:59,355 and I was just telling them that 1706 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:01,607 That's awfully nice. 1707 01:21:02,191 --> 01:21:03,275 Yeah, isn't it? 1708 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,903 Well, uh, do you boys want me to go down there now 1709 01:21:06,028 --> 01:21:07,821 and, uh, start making the arrangements? 1710 01:21:07,946 --> 01:21:09,365 Yes. That might be a good thing. 1711 01:21:09,490 --> 01:21:10,949 All right. 1712 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:16,038 Uh I'll be back in a little while, Amy. 1713 01:21:16,163 --> 01:21:17,539 All right, Biff. 1714 01:21:18,374 --> 01:21:19,833 You'll wait for me? 1715 01:21:22,920 --> 01:21:24,338 I'll wait. 1716 01:21:53,117 --> 01:21:54,660 Biff! 1717 01:21:55,160 --> 01:21:57,079 Biff! 1718 01:22:55,679 --> 01:22:57,306 Aah! Aah! 1719 01:22:57,431 --> 01:22:58,807 Aah! 1720 01:22:58,932 --> 01:23:00,726 Aah! 1721 01:23:06,815 --> 01:23:08,192 Grimes, you're wonderful. 1722 01:23:08,317 --> 01:23:10,277 I've always been mortally afraid of that drilling, 1723 01:23:10,402 --> 01:23:12,112 but under your hands, I didn't feel a thing. 1724 01:23:12,237 --> 01:23:13,113 Thank you, Warden. 1725 01:23:13,238 --> 01:23:14,823 I can hardly believe you're only a student. 1726 01:23:14,948 --> 01:23:17,451 Well, I'm expecting my diploma almost any day now. 1727 01:23:17,576 --> 01:23:19,578 Open a little wider, please. Mm-hmm. 1728 01:23:20,204 --> 01:23:22,498 I, uh, I guess that'll be enough for today. 1729 01:23:22,623 --> 01:23:25,000 You know, a man of your ability doesn't belong in prison. 1730 01:23:25,125 --> 01:23:28,128 I think I'll speak to the governor about a pardon. 1731 01:23:28,253 --> 01:23:30,380 Would you? 1732 01:23:30,506 --> 01:23:32,424 Yeah. Makes quite a nice little hole, doesn't it? 1733 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:36,553 Hey. What the.. 1734 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:39,223 Why, you fool. You idiot! 1735 01:23:39,348 --> 01:23:40,682 No wonder I didn't feel anything. 1736 01:23:40,807 --> 01:23:42,309 You drilled right through my bridge! 1737 01:23:42,434 --> 01:23:43,977 Well, remember, Warden, I'm only a student. 1738 01:23:44,102 --> 01:23:46,396 Get out of here, you! Get back to your cell! 1739 01:23:46,522 --> 01:23:47,981 That bridge cost me $100! 1740 01:23:48,106 --> 01:23:50,067 Well, this isn't gonna spoil it for the pardon, is it? 1741 01:23:50,192 --> 01:23:52,569 Pardon? I'm going to put you in solitary confinement! 1742 01:23:52,694 --> 01:23:54,988 Throw him into the dungeon! 1743 01:23:55,113 --> 01:23:57,741 Well, if you need me, Warden, you know where to find me. 1744 01:23:57,866 --> 01:23:58,825 Why, you 1745 01:24:24,184 --> 01:24:25,561 You think Biff like the idea 1746 01:24:25,686 --> 01:24:28,313 you move back to the old neighborhood? 1747 01:24:28,438 --> 01:24:30,190 He didn't say. 1748 01:24:30,315 --> 01:24:33,318 He never said very much in his letters. 1749 01:24:33,443 --> 01:24:35,654 It's a funny thing why he don't want nobody should meet him 1750 01:24:35,779 --> 01:24:37,281 to the train. 1751 01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,533 I can understand. 1752 01:24:40,117 --> 01:24:42,786 He'll have to pass by this way. 1753 01:24:43,620 --> 01:24:45,872 I'd rather meet him here. 1754 01:24:47,165 --> 01:24:49,501 Well, I go. 1755 01:24:49,626 --> 01:24:51,878 Two is company. Three is too much. 1756 01:24:52,004 --> 01:24:54,506 Tell Biff I give him his first haircut and shave 1757 01:24:54,631 --> 01:24:55,924 for nothing, free. 1758 01:24:56,049 --> 01:24:57,759 I will, Nick. Thanks. 1759 01:24:57,884 --> 01:24:59,845 But for the shampoo, he have to pay! 1760 01:25:31,918 --> 01:25:33,170 Hello, Amy. 1761 01:25:36,256 --> 01:25:37,424 Biff. 1762 01:25:37,549 --> 01:25:41,345 Yep. It's me. 1763 01:25:42,596 --> 01:25:45,015 I, uh 1764 01:25:45,140 --> 01:25:47,559 I was going right over to the house. 1765 01:25:47,684 --> 01:25:50,520 Uh, I didn't want anybody to come to the station to meet me. 1766 01:25:51,104 --> 01:25:52,564 I know. 1767 01:25:53,148 --> 01:25:54,358 You know 1768 01:25:56,068 --> 01:25:57,569 I knew you'd be here. 1769 01:25:57,694 --> 01:25:59,655 I don't know how. I just knew it. 1770 01:26:00,405 --> 01:26:02,240 I got out at 12:00. 1771 01:26:02,366 --> 01:26:05,035 The warden was a grand guy. 1772 01:26:05,160 --> 01:26:08,705 Shook hands with me and wished me all kinds of luck. 1773 01:26:11,249 --> 01:26:15,379 Amy are you glad to see me? 1774 01:26:16,088 --> 01:26:18,215 You know I am, Biff. 1775 01:26:20,342 --> 01:26:21,718 Good to see you. 1776 01:26:21,843 --> 01:26:23,887 And good to be back. 1777 01:26:24,471 --> 01:26:26,348 Five years. 1778 01:26:27,307 --> 01:26:29,184 Seems more like 10. 1779 01:26:29,309 --> 01:26:31,019 Oh. 1780 01:26:32,854 --> 01:26:34,564 Biff. 1781 01:26:35,565 --> 01:26:38,985 Amy, I want to thank you 1782 01:26:41,113 --> 01:26:43,240 for all your goodness and kindness. 1783 01:26:47,661 --> 01:26:49,162 Amy, you all right? 1784 01:26:51,540 --> 01:26:53,458 I'm all right. 1785 01:26:54,209 --> 01:26:58,171 It's just seeing you again. 1786 01:27:01,842 --> 01:27:04,594 I learned an awful lot while I was away. 1787 01:27:04,720 --> 01:27:08,098 You know, Amy, there's an awful lot of good in people 1788 01:27:08,223 --> 01:27:09,891 if you just look for it. 1789 01:27:10,016 --> 01:27:11,852 Trouble is, we don't look for it. 1790 01:27:11,977 --> 01:27:14,062 We just go through life saying, I'm all right, 1791 01:27:14,187 --> 01:27:15,689 and the other fellow is all wrong. 1792 01:27:17,357 --> 01:27:18,650 I know, Biff. 1793 01:27:18,775 --> 01:27:21,027 Of course you know. 1794 01:27:21,153 --> 01:27:22,988 You've always known. 1795 01:27:27,159 --> 01:27:28,827 Schultz? 1796 01:27:30,620 --> 01:27:33,999 What is that they're playing? Something new, isn't it? 1797 01:27:34,124 --> 01:27:36,418 Let the Rest of the World Go By. 1798 01:27:38,295 --> 01:27:40,797 Let the Rest of the World Go By. 1799 01:27:42,883 --> 01:27:45,385 We'll have to let this neighborhood go by, Amy. 1800 01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:48,180 All right with you? 1801 01:27:48,305 --> 01:27:51,683 Wherever you go I'll go, Biff. 1802 01:27:57,689 --> 01:28:01,485 Something worthwhile is going to happen for Biff Grimes. 1803 01:28:01,610 --> 01:28:04,196 Biff Grimes is going to be Biff Grimes. 1804 01:28:04,321 --> 01:28:05,739 I know it. 1805 01:28:06,573 --> 01:28:09,159 Nothing going to be too good for him and his family. 1806 01:28:09,284 --> 01:28:10,577 Nothing. 1807 01:28:15,373 --> 01:28:18,835 Amy l love you. 1808 01:28:19,795 --> 01:28:23,757 I think you're the loveliest lady in the whole world. 1809 01:28:23,882 --> 01:28:27,344 I love your hair, your eyes 1810 01:28:28,595 --> 01:28:30,680 I love you, too, Biff. 1811 01:29:00,001 --> 01:29:01,378 Biff, the door. He's here. 1812 01:29:01,503 --> 01:29:03,839 Show him in, Nick. I'll take care of him. 1813 01:29:03,964 --> 01:29:05,924 Now, Biff, keep your temper. 1814 01:29:06,049 --> 01:29:08,301 Hugo's an alderman, a big man. 1815 01:29:08,426 --> 01:29:10,804 Has money, position, everything. 1816 01:29:10,929 --> 01:29:12,597 And look at me. 1817 01:29:12,722 --> 01:29:14,516 Look at me. 1818 01:29:14,641 --> 01:29:16,309 Show him in, Nick. 1819 01:29:17,102 --> 01:29:20,146 Why do these things have to happen on Sunday of all days? 1820 01:29:20,272 --> 01:29:22,107 Will you stop whining down my neck? 1821 01:29:22,232 --> 01:29:23,567 If it isn't one thing with you, it's another. 1822 01:29:23,692 --> 01:29:24,609 Now, listen, Virgie. 1823 01:29:24,734 --> 01:29:26,444 You can talk to me in our home any way you want. 1824 01:29:26,570 --> 01:29:28,446 When we're in a stranger's Aw, shut up! 1825 01:29:28,572 --> 01:29:31,241 Who are you telling to shut up? I'd like t 1826 01:29:34,828 --> 01:29:36,162 Biff Grimes? 1827 01:29:36,746 --> 01:29:37,747 Hello, Hugo. 1828 01:29:37,873 --> 01:29:41,084 I I had no idea that you were the dentist. 1829 01:29:41,209 --> 01:29:42,252 I did. 1830 01:29:42,377 --> 01:29:44,546 You mean you let me come in here deliberately? 1831 01:29:44,671 --> 01:29:47,257 I have to have some excitement in my life, don't I? 1832 01:29:47,841 --> 01:29:49,134 Hello, Biff. 1833 01:29:49,259 --> 01:29:51,428 Say, don't nobody say hello to me, Nick Pappalas? 1834 01:29:51,553 --> 01:29:53,430 Remember, you used to walk past my barbershop. 1835 01:29:53,555 --> 01:29:54,890 I'm one of the boys who whistled. 1836 01:29:55,015 --> 01:29:56,975 And today, after eight years with this specimen, 1837 01:29:57,100 --> 01:29:59,144 I'd have to do the whistling. Hm. 1838 01:29:59,269 --> 01:30:01,062 I used to walk blocks out of my way 1839 01:30:01,187 --> 01:30:02,480 just to pass the barbershop 1840 01:30:02,606 --> 01:30:04,608 to give the boys a chance to whistle. 1841 01:30:04,733 --> 01:30:06,234 You never whistled, did you, Biff? 1842 01:30:06,359 --> 01:30:09,404 No. I had too much respect for you. 1843 01:30:09,529 --> 01:30:11,281 Sure. Any other girl pass by 1844 01:30:11,406 --> 01:30:14,284 he whistle right with the rest of us. 1845 01:30:14,993 --> 01:30:16,870 Remember our first date in the park? 1846 01:30:16,995 --> 01:30:18,872 You and Hugo couldn't stop the horse. 1847 01:30:18,997 --> 01:30:21,082 It's -It's a funny thing. My toothache's all gone. 1848 01:30:21,207 --> 01:30:22,792 There's no pain at all. 1849 01:30:22,918 --> 01:30:24,794 Well, goodbye, Biff. It's nice to have seen you. 1850 01:30:24,920 --> 01:30:26,046 Come, dear. We must get back. 1851 01:30:26,171 --> 01:30:27,923 Get into that chair. 1852 01:30:28,048 --> 01:30:29,257 Your tooth hurts, and you know it. 1853 01:30:29,382 --> 01:30:31,676 Listen, I ought to know whether my tooth hurts or not. 1854 01:30:31,801 --> 01:30:33,553 I'm not gonna have you whimpering like a sick puppy 1855 01:30:33,678 --> 01:30:35,055 all night. Oh. 1856 01:30:35,180 --> 01:30:37,223 Excuse me a second. Uh, I'll get my jacket. 1857 01:30:37,349 --> 01:30:40,435 Uh, take your time, Biff. There's no hurry. 1858 01:30:41,811 --> 01:30:43,939 Still married to Amy, Biff? Yep. 1859 01:30:44,064 --> 01:30:46,608 So she stuck to you. Sure, she did. 1860 01:30:46,733 --> 01:30:48,860 Good for her. 1861 01:30:48,985 --> 01:30:51,363 Well, look at me. 1862 01:30:51,488 --> 01:30:53,156 I stuck to Hugo. 1863 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:55,951 Mother, Mother, Mother. Pin a rose on me. 1864 01:30:56,076 --> 01:30:58,244 You still look in pretty good shape. 1865 01:30:59,579 --> 01:31:01,748 Look at the wreck of the Hesperus I married. 1866 01:31:01,873 --> 01:31:03,375 Do you think it's only his teeth? 1867 01:31:03,500 --> 01:31:06,252 He's only got one kidney, and his liver's on its last legs. 1868 01:31:06,378 --> 01:31:08,421 Every doctor in town knows him better than I do. 1869 01:31:10,340 --> 01:31:12,050 And in the bargain, he's a hypochondriac. 1870 01:31:12,175 --> 01:31:15,011 Sits up all night thinking up new diseases to catch. 1871 01:31:15,136 --> 01:31:16,930 Well, I'm not a well man. 1872 01:31:17,055 --> 01:31:20,100 Uh, this isn't going to hurt, is it, Biff? 1873 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:23,103 I can't guarantee anything. Yeah? 1874 01:31:23,228 --> 01:31:27,440 Well, I I think it would be best if I took gas. 1875 01:31:32,654 --> 01:31:34,155 Just as you like, Hugo. 1876 01:31:34,280 --> 01:31:36,157 You know, Biff, I meant to go up there to see you, 1877 01:31:36,282 --> 01:31:38,618 to sort of explain things. 1878 01:31:38,743 --> 01:31:40,120 Nothing for you to explain. 1879 01:31:40,245 --> 01:31:41,830 Well, I-I didn't do anything wrong. 1880 01:31:41,955 --> 01:31:45,291 I mean, my conscience is clear, but if an apology would fix 1881 01:31:45,417 --> 01:31:48,878 Look, Hugo, why don't you just forget the whole thing? 1882 01:31:49,004 --> 01:31:50,755 You mean there's no hard feelings? 1883 01:31:50,880 --> 01:31:53,008 Not anymore. Not a bit of it. 1884 01:31:53,133 --> 01:31:55,010 You really mean that? Mm-hmm. 1885 01:31:55,135 --> 01:31:57,220 Well, say, that's awful big of you, Biff. 1886 01:31:57,345 --> 01:31:59,681 Look, Hugo, before I give you the gas, which tooth is it? 1887 01:31:59,806 --> 01:32:01,683 There. That one right there. 1888 01:32:01,808 --> 01:32:04,477 Uh, a little wider, huh? Ah. 1889 01:32:05,186 --> 01:32:07,397 Aah! Aah! Aah! 1890 01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,072 Oh! 1891 01:32:16,197 --> 01:32:18,450 Aah! Oh! 1892 01:32:18,575 --> 01:32:20,577 What's the idea?! I wanted gas! 1893 01:32:20,702 --> 01:32:22,704 I haven't got anything against you anymore, Hugo, 1894 01:32:22,829 --> 01:32:25,081 but I wouldn't be quite human if I didn't take a little revenge. 1895 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:28,877 Oh! Aah! Aah! 1896 01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:31,046 How much do I owe you? 1897 01:32:31,171 --> 01:32:32,964 You don't owe me anything. 1898 01:32:33,089 --> 01:32:35,258 What's that? You don't owe me anything. 1899 01:32:35,383 --> 01:32:37,510 I don't understand. 1900 01:32:37,635 --> 01:32:39,095 He doesn't understand. 1901 01:32:41,639 --> 01:32:44,309 Well, goodbye, Biff. 1902 01:32:44,434 --> 01:32:47,103 I'd like to stay and see Amy, 1903 01:32:47,228 --> 01:32:49,564 but I wouldn't like her to see us. 1904 01:32:51,316 --> 01:32:55,987 Nick, tell the boys I'm not the Virginia Brush they whistled at. 1905 01:32:57,655 --> 01:32:59,657 I still don't understand. 1906 01:32:59,783 --> 01:33:01,826 You don't understand. 1907 01:33:01,951 --> 01:33:03,036 Well, when we get home, 1908 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:05,246 I'll explain the whole thing to you with blocks. 1909 01:33:05,371 --> 01:33:06,998 Oh, when are you going to stop heckling? 1910 01:33:07,123 --> 01:33:08,708 When you stop breathing. 1911 01:33:08,833 --> 01:33:10,543 For heaven's sakes. I never 1912 01:33:12,504 --> 01:33:14,798 Did he holler! 1913 01:33:14,923 --> 01:33:16,341 I didn't dare give him gas, Nick. 1914 01:33:16,466 --> 01:33:17,717 The temptation was too great. 1915 01:33:17,842 --> 01:33:19,302 You sure let him off easy. 1916 01:33:19,427 --> 01:33:22,055 I was the one who got off easy. Huh? 1917 01:33:22,180 --> 01:33:24,849 I might have been the one to marry Virginia. 1918 01:33:24,974 --> 01:33:27,102 Ah. Funny thing, Nick. 1919 01:33:27,227 --> 01:33:28,103 What? 1920 01:33:28,228 --> 01:33:29,354 Me and Hugo. 1921 01:33:29,479 --> 01:33:31,356 All my life, he's been stepping all over me. 1922 01:33:31,481 --> 01:33:33,358 I'm the dope. He's the wise guy. 1923 01:33:33,483 --> 01:33:35,068 He has everything. I have nothing. 1924 01:33:35,193 --> 01:33:36,778 But I just realized it. 1925 01:33:36,903 --> 01:33:39,572 I'm a happy man. He's not. 1926 01:33:39,697 --> 01:33:40,698 Whew! 1927 01:33:40,824 --> 01:33:42,408 Exactly. Whew! 1928 01:33:42,534 --> 01:33:45,120 You remember what we learned in Sunday school? 1929 01:33:45,245 --> 01:33:47,288 The vengeance is mine, saith the Lord. 1930 01:33:47,413 --> 01:33:49,582 You think He takes a personal interest in Hugo? 1931 01:33:49,707 --> 01:33:50,875 I don't know who is doing it, 1932 01:33:51,000 --> 01:33:54,170 but whoever it is is doing a very good job. 1933 01:33:54,295 --> 01:33:55,505 Better than I could do. 1934 01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,423 Yeah. I'd better go home now. 1935 01:33:57,549 --> 01:33:59,884 Congratulations, Biff. Thanks, Nick. 1936 01:34:00,927 --> 01:34:03,596 You know, if I married Virginia, she would turn out different. 1937 01:34:03,721 --> 01:34:04,597 Really? 1938 01:34:04,722 --> 01:34:07,600 A woman with 17 kids got no time to nag. 1939 01:34:09,060 --> 01:34:10,145 Oh, Nick. You going? 1940 01:34:10,270 --> 01:34:12,147 Yes. I go home now. Come back soon. 1941 01:34:12,272 --> 01:34:13,231 Thank you very much. 1942 01:34:13,356 --> 01:34:15,066 Good bye. Good bye. 1943 01:34:15,191 --> 01:34:16,317 Did I hear a patient? 1944 01:34:16,442 --> 01:34:17,735 Mm-hmm. A quick one. 1945 01:34:17,861 --> 01:34:19,904 From the yell I heard, I don't think he'll be coming back. 1946 01:34:20,029 --> 01:34:22,031 I don't think so either. 1947 01:34:22,157 --> 01:34:23,908 You ready to go out? Yeah. 1948 01:34:24,033 --> 01:34:24,993 Get your hat. 1949 01:34:25,118 --> 01:34:27,829 Amy What's the matter, Biff? 1950 01:34:28,496 --> 01:34:31,833 You know, I think you're very sweet and very beautiful, 1951 01:34:31,958 --> 01:34:33,668 and I love you very much. 1952 01:34:35,628 --> 01:34:37,005 Oh, Biff. Do you feel all right? 1953 01:34:37,130 --> 01:34:39,257 I feel wonderful, and I haven't had a drink, 1954 01:34:39,382 --> 01:34:41,843 but I haven't told you this often enough. 1955 01:34:41,968 --> 01:34:43,928 Do you know what you mean to me? 1956 01:34:47,056 --> 01:34:49,017 That's not The Band Played On. 1957 01:34:49,142 --> 01:34:50,101 No, it isn't. 1958 01:34:50,226 --> 01:34:51,561 What do they want to do that for? 1959 01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:52,979 I love that song. 1960 01:34:53,104 --> 01:34:55,273 I'll bet those college boobs made them change it. 1961 01:34:55,398 --> 01:34:58,026 Uh, you go get my hat, and I'll be out in front in a minute. 1962 01:34:58,151 --> 01:35:00,320 Now, Biff! No. Just one minute. 1963 01:35:04,157 --> 01:35:07,368 Hey, you! The Band Played On! 1964 01:35:08,369 --> 01:35:10,205 What's the matter now? 1965 01:35:10,330 --> 01:35:11,831 I want The Band Played On. 1966 01:35:11,956 --> 01:35:14,209 Oh, you do? Well, we're tired of it. 1967 01:35:14,334 --> 01:35:17,503 I want to tell you something. I'm awful tired of you. 1968 01:35:17,629 --> 01:35:19,464 Oh. Tired of all of us? 1969 01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:21,257 Every single one of you. 1970 01:35:45,490 --> 01:35:47,408 Stop! Oh! 1971 01:35:59,629 --> 01:36:01,756 Let's see. What was I telling you? 1972 01:36:02,966 --> 01:36:04,092 Aw, Amy. 1973 01:36:04,217 --> 01:36:05,134 Look at you! 1974 01:36:05,260 --> 01:36:07,512 Oh, you mean this? Oh, that's nothing. 1975 01:36:07,637 --> 01:36:09,639 You ought to see the other fellow. 1976 01:36:11,057 --> 01:36:11,933 Listen. 1977 01:36:15,979 --> 01:36:16,896 Biff. 1978 01:36:17,021 --> 01:36:18,648 Mm. Now, let me see. 1979 01:36:18,773 --> 01:36:21,234 Uh, what was I starting to tell you? 1980 01:36:23,319 --> 01:36:24,946 I got something to tell you. 1981 01:36:25,071 --> 01:36:26,572 Hmm? 1982 01:36:29,826 --> 01:36:31,077 You mean 1983 01:36:32,620 --> 01:36:34,038 Exactly. 1984 01:36:35,999 --> 01:36:37,750 Oh, Hugo! 1985 01:36:37,875 --> 01:36:39,544 Hugo! 1986 01:36:42,297 --> 01:36:44,257 Biff, right out here on the street! 1987 01:36:44,382 --> 01:36:45,717 When I want to kiss my wife, 1988 01:36:45,842 --> 01:36:48,303 I'll kiss her any time, any place, anywhere. 1989 01:36:48,428 --> 01:36:50,555 That's the kind of a hairpin I am. 1990 01:37:18,833 --> 01:37:21,961 Casey would waltz with a strawberry blonde 1991 01:37:22,086 --> 01:37:25,882 And the band played on 1992 01:37:26,007 --> 01:37:29,385 He'd glide cross the floor with the girl he adored 1993 01:37:29,510 --> 01:37:33,348 And the band played on 1994 01:37:33,473 --> 01:37:37,352 But his brain was so loaded, it nearly exploded 1995 01:37:37,477 --> 01:37:41,064 The poor girl would shake with alarm 1996 01:37:41,189 --> 01:37:44,817 He'd ne'er leave the girl with the strawberry curls 1997 01:37:44,942 --> 01:37:48,446 And the band played on 1998 01:37:48,946 --> 01:37:52,241 Biff Grimes would waltz with the strawberry blonde 1999 01:37:52,367 --> 01:37:56,162 And the band played on 2000 01:37:56,287 --> 01:37:59,791 He'd glide 'cross the floor with the girl he adored 2001 01:37:59,916 --> 01:38:03,711 And the band played on 2002 01:38:03,836 --> 01:38:07,507 For his heart was so loaded, it nearly exploded 2003 01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:11,302 As he waltzed with her in his arms 2004 01:38:11,427 --> 01:38:15,098 He'd ne'er leave the girl with the strawberry curls 2005 01:38:15,223 --> 01:38:18,976 And the band played on